Chris White
@chrisw101.bsky.social
Married to Amaya Naomi, father to Augustus, cat dad. Follow me for posts about writing, books, movie reviews, and of course cats.
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The parental units have been putting praise break music over their kids tantrums. 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The parental units have been putting praise break music over their kids tantrums. 🤣🤣🤣
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NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
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When federal agents shoot people in D.C., there are few details — and little accountability.
@maustermuhle.bsky.social reports, with support from @spotlightdc.bsky.social:
@maustermuhle.bsky.social reports, with support from @spotlightdc.bsky.social:
When federal agents shoot people in D.C., there are few details – and little accountability
D.C. police officers are held to one standard, federal agents another.
51st.news
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When federal agents shoot people in D.C., there are few details — and little accountability.
@maustermuhle.bsky.social reports, with support from @spotlightdc.bsky.social:
@maustermuhle.bsky.social reports, with support from @spotlightdc.bsky.social:
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Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
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November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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imagine being such a crap human that as a centibilluonaire you have to create a robot to sing your praises
The Most Entertaining Moments from Grok's Praise of Elon Musk on X
Lebron James????
www.cracked.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
imagine being such a crap human that as a centibilluonaire you have to create a robot to sing your praises
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
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i’m sorry
but i noticed something for @mcsweeneys.net
and the resemblance is uncanny
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who...
but i noticed something for @mcsweeneys.net
and the resemblance is uncanny
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who...
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzz did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal wi...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i’m sorry
but i noticed something for @mcsweeneys.net
and the resemblance is uncanny
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who...
but i noticed something for @mcsweeneys.net
and the resemblance is uncanny
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who...
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Compare and contrast how Trump treated the brave and courageous Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy vs. MBS
Felon Trump rolls out the red carpet for the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia who ordered the brutal murder of journalist, Jamal Khashoggi.
My thoughts on this disgusting act of fawning & favor by Trump & how it demeans our standing on the global stage.
youtu.be/-mGP-Z4pR3M?...
My thoughts on this disgusting act of fawning & favor by Trump & how it demeans our standing on the global stage.
youtu.be/-mGP-Z4pR3M?...
OMG! Trump GOES OFF THE RAILS Defending Saudi PRINCE
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Compare and contrast how Trump treated the brave and courageous Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy vs. MBS
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Everyone else: She slept with Mark Sanford?!
Me: Mark Sanford ran for president?
Me: Mark Sanford ran for president?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Everyone else: She slept with Mark Sanford?!
Me: Mark Sanford ran for president?
Me: Mark Sanford ran for president?
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I thought you guys were exaggerating the badness of American Canton but oh boy. It’s very very badly written. Shockingly so. I don’t even say that meanly. Did she use AI? What happened here???
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I thought you guys were exaggerating the badness of American Canton but oh boy. It’s very very badly written. Shockingly so. I don’t even say that meanly. Did she use AI? What happened here???
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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forgot how racist she is
September 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
forgot how racist she is
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Two cheeseburgers, some fries, two milkshakes for me and my kid: $51 before tip. This … doesn’t feel sustainable.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Two cheeseburgers, some fries, two milkshakes for me and my kid: $51 before tip. This … doesn’t feel sustainable.
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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All roads lead to Rome, they say. - And finally you too can find out if that's true! 😉
With "The Digital Atlas of Ancient Roads", #Itiner-e, a high-resolution dataset and detailed map created in a collaborative ongoing project:
www.newscientist.com/article/2503... via @newscientist.com
With "The Digital Atlas of Ancient Roads", #Itiner-e, a high-resolution dataset and detailed map created in a collaborative ongoing project:
www.newscientist.com/article/2503... via @newscientist.com
Digital map lets you explore the Roman Empire's vast road network
Archaeologists have compiled the most detailed map yet of roads throughout the Roman Empire in AD 150, totalling almost 300,000 kilometres in length
www.newscientist.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
All roads lead to Rome, they say. - And finally you too can find out if that's true! 😉
With "The Digital Atlas of Ancient Roads", #Itiner-e, a high-resolution dataset and detailed map created in a collaborative ongoing project:
www.newscientist.com/article/2503... via @newscientist.com
With "The Digital Atlas of Ancient Roads", #Itiner-e, a high-resolution dataset and detailed map created in a collaborative ongoing project:
www.newscientist.com/article/2503... via @newscientist.com
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
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Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
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"Build A Ballroom"
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Build A Ballroom"
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Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
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im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied