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Dog-obsessed bigfoot. Art sometimes. (he/they)
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Buff Squatthrust
Which I think might have been one they actually used...
Which I think might have been one they actually used...
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Buff Squatthrust
Which I think might have been one they actually used...
Which I think might have been one they actually used...
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Portland, Oregon!
For queer and trans people that are interested in free martial arts training from @liberationma.bsky.social, sign up for this free class on Nov. 26th!
For queer and trans people that are interested in free martial arts training from @liberationma.bsky.social, sign up for this free class on Nov. 26th!
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Portland, Oregon!
For queer and trans people that are interested in free martial arts training from @liberationma.bsky.social, sign up for this free class on Nov. 26th!
For queer and trans people that are interested in free martial arts training from @liberationma.bsky.social, sign up for this free class on Nov. 26th!
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
Sunset was nice today.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sunset was nice today.
Reminder: the only people who care about this distinction are pedophiles. I feel unwell just knowing it.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reminder: the only people who care about this distinction are pedophiles. I feel unwell just knowing it.
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
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Discworld 36 - Making Money
@rhi.bsky.social @discworldofficial.bsky.social @terrypratchett.bsky.social @terryandrob.bsky.social
#Discworld #MakingMoney #MoistVonLipwig
@rhi.bsky.social @discworldofficial.bsky.social @terrypratchett.bsky.social @terryandrob.bsky.social
#Discworld #MakingMoney #MoistVonLipwig
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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this goes hard but also "it costs us fish to leave" made me snort
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this goes hard but also "it costs us fish to leave" made me snort
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I'm afraid but evidently not that afraid
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I'm afraid but evidently not that afraid
I'm afraid but evidently not that afraid
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I'm afraid but evidently not that afraid
THANK YOU, that's what I've been fuckin' saying
We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
We The People want something to vote FOR.
"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
THANK YOU, that's what I've been fuckin' saying
In Laurel's world, magic is a job skill any fool can learn. Magic is understood in abstract as a "language" you can use to ask things of the universe at large, although the universe is not an intelligence which can hold a conversation and so this abstract understanding is a touch flawed.
✨️OC talk time for all you folks✨️
Use this chance to tell folks about your OCs fun abilities!
What can they do? How do they do it? How do they use those abilities outside of "basic" ability use (no battles, gimme the lifestyle quirks for extra creativity!)
Talk with others too~!
#ocsky
Use this chance to tell folks about your OCs fun abilities!
What can they do? How do they do it? How do they use those abilities outside of "basic" ability use (no battles, gimme the lifestyle quirks for extra creativity!)
Talk with others too~!
#ocsky
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In Laurel's world, magic is a job skill any fool can learn. Magic is understood in abstract as a "language" you can use to ask things of the universe at large, although the universe is not an intelligence which can hold a conversation and so this abstract understanding is a touch flawed.
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Jumping rodent
Credits:
Voice Actor: @meggie-elise.bsky.social
BGM Composer: Ikoliks www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiIo...
Credits:
Voice Actor: @meggie-elise.bsky.social
BGM Composer: Ikoliks www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiIo...
May 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jumping rodent
Credits:
Voice Actor: @meggie-elise.bsky.social
BGM Composer: Ikoliks www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiIo...
Credits:
Voice Actor: @meggie-elise.bsky.social
BGM Composer: Ikoliks www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiIo...
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Screemin creechure
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Screemin creechure
The thing that gets me about genAI is that once upon a time a cartoon would depict a guy boiling a city's worth of water for something with the emotional impact of a microwaved hot pocket to show how out of reality the wealthy were. Now it's just Dave in the fucking suburbs.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The thing that gets me about genAI is that once upon a time a cartoon would depict a guy boiling a city's worth of water for something with the emotional impact of a microwaved hot pocket to show how out of reality the wealthy were. Now it's just Dave in the fucking suburbs.
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If you don't support Bunlith Show on kickstarter, we're sending a werewolf after you:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you don't support Bunlith Show on kickstarter, we're sending a werewolf after you:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
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"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
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God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
God, a thousand times this.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.
That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.
I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.