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bryan (they/them)
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IDs: queer, agender, fat, Black, AuDHD
Building systems that make the right thing the easy thing.
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Things you don’t know about me:

1. My BFA is in Musical Theatre
2. I used to perform professionally and was an Equity actor. I stopped because NYC was impossible to be young, poor, 6’5”, and Black in if you were doing theatre.
3. I podcast! Pretty regularly! All the time!

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repo-stream v0.2 is outttttt

- interleaved block loading/walking is out (no point)
- spilling to disk for huge CARs is in!

you can process really large CARs without proportionally growing memory usage, at around 1M records/sec.

tangled.org/@microcosm.b...
docs.rs/repo-stream/...
@microcosm.blue/repo-stream
Fast and robust atproto CAR file processing in rust
tangled.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Join @blackskyweb.xyz for “Digital Misogynoir + How to Report it on Blacksky” 11/14, 7PMEST on @stream.place. This event is part of @raceforward.org + CTWO’s Cultural Week of Action on Race and Democracy!

#CWA25 #LiberatoryLeadership #CTWOxRACEFORWARD
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The moment I tried a bidet in 2009 in Tokyo, I was hooked.

We have bidets on all our toilets and I will never have a home without them.

I now travel EVERYWHERE with a portable bidet. One lives in my car. One in my go bag.
dame.is dame @dame.is · 11h
my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh, blood in the urine, feeling like I need to pee all the time, pee’s cloudy, and it smells funny?

Could be kidney stones. Headed to the doctor shortly to start the process of finding out.

Shit.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hey Nicholas, what’s the harm to you?
Harm to SNAP recipients, federal workers, and others is real. In a normal democracy it’d make sense to prioritize reducing that harm in the short term.

In a rapidly backsliding democracy, harm is happening no matter what. Preventing authoritarian consolidation is the most harm-reducing move.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Somebody doesn’t remember how that actually ended for the Republican Party…
Say it with me: Tea Party of the Left

That is what this moment calls for:

A loud, uncompromising, ideological faction that exists solely as opposition to the other side and pushes their own side toward hardline policy positions.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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The RIF provision in the bill is actually really strong and not just something we should handwave away as nothing, especially as people on here were saying the ask should have been reining in Vought rather than health care subsidies.
The RIFs language is actually great. Not only does it rehire the people RIFed during the shutdown, it makes it an unequivocal Antideficiency Act violation to do ANY MORE RIFs through the duration of the CR (Jan 30)

Completely stops Trump/Vought Phase 2 for now

Would love to see this standardized
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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a lot of you could stand to follow Marshall's attitude here (which is very close to mine) and more importantly, get your friends and family to share it
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Gonna poke fun at Bsky a bit. I love ya’ll, but we’re essentially all hardcore partisans and despite that some of us can’t stop yelling and cussing each other out and muting/blocking each other.

Then we all act like coalition wrangling is easy. Nope! Quite difficult!
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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maybe this is cope but I think the anti-RIF language is the kind of thing which you can keep going by credibly filibustering CRs: not a big enough deal for WH to veto over, not a big enough deal to nuke over
I think the RIF language is a bigger deal for Kaine especially than ppl are reading it as though. intent has gotta be to roll that to prevent RIFs the rest of the way
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I do wonder how long people thought federal workers should go without a paycheck
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
People have lost their minds
every crisis we have in the us is totally fabricated by the politicians except the dire epistomological corruption of 40% of the voting base, which is real
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Term limits make things worse
Abolish Electoral College
Stack SCOTUS
Term limits on all judges & politicians
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Good luck surviving that long
Socialism is the only way forward. Abandon the democratic party.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Cool, can’t wait to see all the white folks make it happen! Currently I’ve already got a bunch of mutual aid networks in place

And I want to know which progressive politicians because Bernie Sanders said that he thought RFK Jr had good ideas.
Two things need to happen simultaneously:

1) A rapid mobilization and expansion of mutual aid networks to protect, feed, and care for each other

2) A tireless effort to elect progressive politicians looking to oust these fascists and their spineless enablers
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Trans day of GUVE ME FUCKING MONEY SO I CAN GET CUSTOM CLOTHES MADE SINCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WONT MAKE THEM IN MY SIZE
trans day of visibility is such bullshit. i don't want visibility from cis people I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR DRUGS
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
So funny seeing people give Chuck Schumer so much more credit than he’s ever deserved
Joker: “what is this? The good cop bad cop routine?”

Jim gordon: “not exactly”

Chuck Schumer: *appears behind joker giving him a massage* “mr joker sir, what if I gave you everything you want and I get nothing in return? Well regardless of whether you like it or not that’s exactly what I’ll do!!!”
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Lmao 50501 thinking this was Schumer’s call.

The man lost control of the caucus.
The American People: “Chuck Schumer, we have provided you with all the leverage you need to win this shutdown fight, once and for all.”

Chuck Schumer *flushing the leverage down the toilet*: “What?”
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Schumer also doesn’t have a reelection fight until 2028. He could’ve voted yes and been safe. You’re weird. Y’all talk about how Chuck Schumer is useless and weak and now you think he had the balls to take this kind of heat?

So strange
Chuck Schumer didn’t lose his caucus, he LED his caucus. these people are not spineless cowards, they are courageous soldiers… for their wealthy donors
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This dude is weird.

“Assume everyone is lying and nobody does anything sincerely blarggghhhhhhahdhdgsgsh”
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
also continuing to make cishet white folk and then cis queer white folk and then trans white folk and then basically every white person do this work before they get me to do more than I’m already doing
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Im at the “building a new system doesn’t require burning the old” stage. I’ve done the “vote donate, help” thing and you couldn’t get me to run for office for $10 million dollars.
I’m at the “vote, donate, help, run for office or shut the fuck up” stage of political activism on socials man.

Cause most of the “we gotta burn it down, we need a new system” folks won’t bust a grape.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Keep gerrymandering!!! Go Virginia, do it New York, Go for it Colorado!
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The Senate shouldn’t exist, but it does
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Make a change, white folk. Make a change. You want something better? Show us you really mean something better for everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM