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Dog-obsessed bigfoot. Art sometimes. (he/they)
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Chowder (commissions open) @chowderstyle.bsky.social · Nov 12
I'm offering commissions! Details above. Contact me via tumblr DM at chowderstyle or email me at chowderface@gmail.com and we can talk turkey.
Base prices for commissions. Uncolored lines are $35. Flat colors are $60. Colors, shades, and tinted lines aka "the works" are $85. Extra commission info. More characters add half the base price of the commission per extra character. Simple backgrounds double the price of the entire commission. Complex backgrounds will need to be negotiated based on HOW complex the background. Terms of service. In summary, the artist (that's me) retains non-commercial rights to display the work. The client has full rights to use the finished artwork, with the exception of any sort of blockchain-related usage. Putting the finished work on the blockchain carries a fee for violating this contract of $10000. I reserve the right to refuse service for any reason.
chowderstyle.bsky.social
I have achieved second job. Hope this doesn't kill me.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
This is like the ultimate form of that thing I keep talking about where financial institutions seem to think poor people will just start magically producing money if you put them in enough debt.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d
FOX: " Rent Now, Pay Later. It's a new option for renters who are struggling to make the monthly payment ... You pay them a fee or a monthly subscription, but if you miss the payments — that's when the interest rates go way up."
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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ayshaufarah.bsky.social
sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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katiecandraw.bsky.social
In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:
I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
🎨 Share your OC boundaries

🖌️ Is Fanart okay?
Yeah baby

💞 Is shipping okay?
Case by case. We can talk.

🖋️ Is Fanfiction ok?
Weird but sure I guess

♊️ Can other’s draw their OC’s with yours?
Absolutely

🙅‍♀️ NSFW?
See fanfiction

🤖 AI?
I will kill you
pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social Pembroke W. Korgi @pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social · 3d
🎨 Share your OC boundaries

🖌️ Is Fanart okay?
ABSOLUTELY!

💞 Is shipping okay?
Only if we're mutuals and it's noncanon

🖋️ Is Fanfiction ok?
Sure, but don't expect me to read it.

♊️ Can other’s draw their OC’s with yours?
Sure!

🙅‍♀️ NSFW?
Go for it.

🤖 AI?
HELL NO!
bakertoons.com Charles Brubaker @bakertoons.com · 3d
🎨 Share your OC boundaries

🖌️ Is Fanart okay?
Hell yeah!

💞 Is shipping okay?
Only if we're mutuals

🖋️ Is Fanfiction ok?
I mean, I probably won't read it.

♊️ Can other’s draw their OC’s with yours?
Deffos!

🙅‍♀️ NSFW?
I'm fine with it (unless it's a minor)

🤖 AI?
No no no no no no no no no
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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glairedaggers.bsky.social
To add to this because I saw at least one comment:

"But if he's the nominee we vote for him anyway right?"

I'm not saying I won't vote for him because I'm lying to you. I am telling you the truth about that.

I am telling you this so that you have enough time to PICK A DIFFERENT NOMINEE.
didichanoch.bsky.social Didi is a trans immigrant 🏳️‍⚧️ @didichanoch.bsky.social · Jul 19
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.

USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.

They are giving you actionable information.
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
Over an article saying that Mamdani will be raising minimum wage for grocery delivery apps in NYC someone comments with a facepalm emoji and says "So if you have ADHD and live in a food desert... you should just... starve. Got it."
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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gingerbarts.bsky.social
march, july, november
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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nakazaniye.bsky.social
Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
This is the "find out" after Fucking Around with the world's oldest taboo
alexpong.bsky.social Alex @alexpong.bsky.social · 7d
some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:

“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
josepagliery.bsky.social Jose Pagliery @josepagliery.bsky.social · 7d
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.

They're afraid.

One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”

@notus.com:

www.notus.org/immigration/...
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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pablowapsi.com
Okay, you little punks. Read the instructions, and get to it! XD
richardkadrey.bsky.social Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 6d
Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.
Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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rally.luckyraven.cc
You should have healthcare, you should have housing, you should have a universal basic income that sustains your ability to live in the world, and everyone who keeps telling you these things are unreasonable is either listed in a big stack of documents together or is actively protecting them.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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trashmobminis.bsky.social
This has been an extremely challenging mini to design, but I think he’ll look really good on the table!
Nuckelavee
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
My girl!
pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social Pembroke W. Korgi @pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social · 6d
A randomly Taryn I drew for @chowderstyle.bsky.social , because more people should draw Taryn.
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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davekellett.bsky.social
COMIC: Scoot Dooter

( Pals! I’m Kickstarting my new book of dog comics, and I really love it! Get yours here—>
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma... )
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older man with a grey mustache, sits in the driver’s seat of the car, elbow on the window. He casually looks out the window. NARRATION: Sometimes, at a red light, you pull up next to a little scoot-dooter. PANEL 2: Over GRAMP’s shoulder, looking in to the car next to him, GRAMP looks at a chihuahua sitting in the passenger seat of the other car. PANEL 3: Same scene, the chihuahua smiles at GRAMP. NARRATION: And he smiles PANEL 4: GRAMP, hands on the steering wheel out in joy, GRAMP smiles real big. NARRATION: And oh man that is ALL RIGHT. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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archeogob
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
I love this narrative of "they demanded a pony" from the people who said in so many words that if we didn't smile and sing a song about how much we loved voting for Harris, that was the same as not voting for her.
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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hmsnofun.bsky.social
we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 13d
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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ositanwanevu.com
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time. For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. “The king can do no wrong.” In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king’s friends, however fungible a group they might have been. Today, we still have the king’s friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual. As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages. All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr . All that is left is the core proposition itself — backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence.
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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jaywillis.net
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
joshuajfriedman.com Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 13d
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
chowderstyle.bsky.social
Abolish ICE. Prosecute everyone who was a member.
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM