Rotwang, the Inventor
chillmun.bsky.social
Rotwang, the Inventor
@chillmun.bsky.social
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me defending all the corniest episodes of TNG:
I'm a little confused why people are reading so much into Trump saying "it's ok, you can call me fascist".

It's not a confession; he's defusing the implication by implying it's all just kayfabe.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Very cool!
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Writing one where he doesn't exist at all would be easier. Even IRL, he barely fogs a mirror.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hamilton is on the same level of those VHS tapes they played for us in elementary school that taught us to respect our teachers thru rapping
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If you don't like my crank opinions about music, you are correct. In order to contextualize them, you should know two things about me:

1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Wow #Gamer
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Almost nothing makes me laugh as hard as @itsdings.bsky.social movie reviews
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Bisexuals should do gender reveals for their partners
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't really mind my block/mute/list notifications, I only signed up just in case I ever feel like doing forensics on how I pissed someone off, but for the first time just now I saw one that's like HEY WAIT.

This is vile slander, I do NOT share Star Wars opinions on here.
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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On domestic issues Biden was a much better president than I expected, probably the best of my lifetime, but he utterly failed on his entire stated reason for running: to save the country from Trump. He seemed incapable of understanding that winning the 2020 election was the beginning, not the end.
June 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Have you guys seen this
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
timeout for promoting self harm for saying that “Hillary Clinton should go jump in a river” verbatim
I wanna know what your least justified suspension on Twitter was. Mine was the time I dunked on some little conservative shithead named Brilyn Hollyhand, quote tweeted him and said ‘This yakubian snow apes name really is Brilyn Hollyhand’. Got like 40k likes and caught a 7 day
September 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM