did twitter just shit the bed ❓
March 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
did twitter just shit the bed ❓
lol
Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
lol
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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my stepbrother and i knew matt gaetz in high school, and he proved us wrong. it took an extra two decades and a lot of money, but he finally had sex with a junior
December 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
my stepbrother and i knew matt gaetz in high school, and he proved us wrong. it took an extra two decades and a lot of money, but he finally had sex with a junior
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They got the wrong guy
Luigi Mangione has pleaded not guilty to state murder and terror charges in connection to the death of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO.
December 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
They got the wrong guy
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i don't know why i bother reading obama's end of year music picks because every time i do, my eyes roll back into my head and then my head does a full 360 rotation. why are you, as the 44th president of the U.S., recommending "i like the way you kiss me" by artemas
December 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
i don't know why i bother reading obama's end of year music picks because every time i do, my eyes roll back into my head and then my head does a full 360 rotation. why are you, as the 44th president of the U.S., recommending "i like the way you kiss me" by artemas
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/hollering to be heard over the deafeningly loud sound of sleigh bells "Folks," defector.com/the-2024-hat...
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
defector.com
December 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
lol
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The German government collapsed on Monday as Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021. Here's what to know.
What to Know About the Collapse of Germany’s Government, and What’s Next
Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in the German Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021.
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The German government collapsed on Monday as Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021. Here's what to know.
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Imagine if you made something so good that the name of your company got turned into a verb in the dictionary and you threw it all away for this
December 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Imagine if you made something so good that the name of your company got turned into a verb in the dictionary and you threw it all away for this
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
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I don't think the guy in PA they just picked up is the guy but I also don't think the NYPD cares much about finding The Guy as much as they care about finding A Guy so they can go back to playing mobile games and shooting teenagers instead of working a case.
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I don't think the guy in PA they just picked up is the guy but I also don't think the NYPD cares much about finding The Guy as much as they care about finding A Guy so they can go back to playing mobile games and shooting teenagers instead of working a case.
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a few things to remember for the next few days and the onslaught of chaotic sensationalism we're about to endure:
1. never ever simply trust what the feds/police report
2. fuck Eric Adams
1. never ever simply trust what the feds/police report
2. fuck Eric Adams
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
a few things to remember for the next few days and the onslaught of chaotic sensationalism we're about to endure:
1. never ever simply trust what the feds/police report
2. fuck Eric Adams
1. never ever simply trust what the feds/police report
2. fuck Eric Adams
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Sorry to public defender post, but: it's wild to watch people hop on a name given by the cops and do a little dox feasting.
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Sorry to public defender post, but: it's wild to watch people hop on a name given by the cops and do a little dox feasting.
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Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
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Museum label hang tags
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Museum label hang tags
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
All the positive things leftists are saying about murdering health care CEOs could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers who murder abortion providers. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
December 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Glancing over at my stack of counterfeit $50 bills and smiling. It’s burger time
August 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Glancing over at my stack of counterfeit $50 bills and smiling. It’s burger time
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my conspiracy theory Big Brain take is that the bullet actually said "delay" not "depose" and the police are lying to either keep people from googling the book "Delay Deny Defend," or they're hoping that by lying the assassin will be baited into popping up like Francis Dollarhyde going "UM ACTUALLY"
December 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM
my conspiracy theory Big Brain take is that the bullet actually said "delay" not "depose" and the police are lying to either keep people from googling the book "Delay Deny Defend," or they're hoping that by lying the assassin will be baited into popping up like Francis Dollarhyde going "UM ACTUALLY"
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Mourning the death of Phineas Q. Warcrimes, inventor of the child compressor
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Mourning the death of Phineas Q. Warcrimes, inventor of the child compressor
Democracy Dies in Ducats
Scoop: After the LA Times published a piece about Elon Musk that carried a headline owner Patrick Soon-Shiong didn't like, a new rule was implemented: Prior to publishing opinion stories, headlines must be emailed to Soon-Shiong, where he can then choose to weigh in. www.status.news/p/los-angele...
The Times They Are A-Changin’
Staffers at the Los Angeles Times described to Status a demoralized publication depleted of its spirit in which employees are "confused," "offended," and "frustrated."
www.status.news
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Democracy Dies in Ducats
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Early this morning, an autonomous group of New Yorkers reclaimed an F train car, replacing ads with signage reading “A MAN WAS LYNCHED HERE” and Jordan Neely’s name, as a jury deliberates over whether to convict Daniel Penny, Neely’s killer, with his death last May.
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Early this morning, an autonomous group of New Yorkers reclaimed an F train car, replacing ads with signage reading “A MAN WAS LYNCHED HERE” and Jordan Neely’s name, as a jury deliberates over whether to convict Daniel Penny, Neely’s killer, with his death last May.