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Go birds
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He just wants to get some hotel sleep and 10 minutes of quiet
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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happening again
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Baylor's AD redefining the term "bag fumble"
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The true beauty of Philadelphia is that it’s perfectly cosmically balanced. The universe will never let us experience any amount of success without equivalent suffering.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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HES TOO SMALL FOR THE NFL
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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wild stat of the day: by wins, the 2025 colorado rockies are twice as good as last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles
September 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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only one way to settle this argument: line up mike greenberg across from jordan mailata and snap the ball
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Perfect Hurts game because he absolutely mega-cooked the Cowboys in the first half, was unambiguously the reason the team won, and the passing game looked sufficiently disjointed after the rain delay that dopes can pretend he's not one of the 5 best QBs in the league.
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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how your email finds me
September 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Special teams coaching at its finest
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.

“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Joe Burrow showing up to throw 123 yards in 10 passes in the preseason opener.
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I think you can recognize that a lot of these hits should never happen in football again and also that Brian Dawkins is one of the coolest cartoon players to ever do it
August 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Unfortunately due to the tariff postponement I, a straight man, will now be forced to be gay for the next three months.
Does anyone believe this nonsense anymore?
April 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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CJGJ is going to finish his career with four different one-year stints on the Eagles.
March 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog
March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Yes, I may be white. But I'll never be "that was the worst halftime show ever" white.
February 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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nike didn’t have to go this hard with the eagles sb commercials goddamn 🔥
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM