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A Chap
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Just some guy, you know...
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This will piss the right wingers off, but I’d say this chap is far more a patriot that the wankers painting roundabouts and hanging flags.

What a legend!
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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new MrBeast video: "I Locked a Man in a Room for 15 years!"
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I Know What You Did Last Sumer
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I want a president that'll put PROJECT A and POLICE STORY in the library of Congress.
can we get a president that's a fan of GOOD Jackie Chan movies?
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Something lovely to start the week! 🐙🏺❤️

Ancient clay pots with octopus decoration, made by artisans from Bronze Age Crete some 3,500 years ago!

Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Still terrifying
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

We’ve just seen this, by creator “Menapian” - a 4,998-piece set of the Great Exhibition (1851) Crystal Palace - complete with a bonus Megalosaurus and Ichthyosaur…

beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
September 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Who's the worst cartoon character?

I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics.

It's gonna take a thread.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Hit like if you read film criticism weekly and repost if you read film criticism more than that
August 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Rogue Trooper is 6 reels long, (an anachronistic system used during post production.)
Our mystery composer played @bazzybazbazbaz.bsky.social & I reel 2 today & it was so, so great, we giggled like loons!
That’s the 1st two reels done! Both brill!
I’m so excited to show you this feckin film.
💪🏼❤️🤞🏼
August 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have!

Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.
July 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Are you a parent with a baby that needs a little polish? I do gentle, natural replacement—in accordance with a long tradition of færie child-snatching. I will take your human child and leave behind a waxy-skinned changeling that seems to fade from existence when viewed in your peripheral vision.
i'm so tired. i'm just so tired all the time
July 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Background paintings from Castle in the Sky (1986), dir. Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli

Pieces painted by Nizo Yamamoto, Toshiro Nozaki and Mutsuo Koseki
July 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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If I find myself with a shy bladder in a public loo, I silently recite the poem "Zen & the Art of Going to the Lavatory" seen in the graphics of the TV series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Never fails to unblock me. Thanks Douglas.
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I’ll be putting some new music out pretty soon from my Two Way Mirrors project and for a couple of days I’ve dropped this older album I did down to £1… frostilabel.bandcamp.com/album/relic
Relic, by Two Way Mirrors
10 track album
frostilabel.bandcamp.com
July 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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In a bid to attract more followers online, I looked at which post images do well. People seem to like a) pets b) food, so I strategically painted this image of a weird little guy coming out of a hard-boiled egg. Am I social-media-ing correctly?
#illustration #artsky #art
April 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Via Jennifer Lynch. Hollywood Forever Cemetery. That’s a hell of a gravestone.
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Just been informed that we’ve been knocked off number one in the charts by Jonathan Pie and I think we all know what we have to do this week. Pull together. Tell your mates…

One more episode to go. Spread the word.
Tell your mates about #BrokenVeil.

My instagram ads manager thingy has decided to block my account... Fun. So I'm having a bit of trouble getting the promo videos out past Meta's relentless content clamps.

We're down to word-of-mouth for a bit while we get the last two eps out... SPREAD THE WORD.
March 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Tell your mates about #BrokenVeil.

My instagram ads manager thingy has decided to block my account... Fun. So I'm having a bit of trouble getting the promo videos out past Meta's relentless content clamps.

We're down to word-of-mouth for a bit while we get the last two eps out... SPREAD THE WORD.
March 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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💖 OUT NOW! Bunny Vs Monkey: The Whopping World Of Puzzles is absolutely CRAMMED with fiendish brain-twisters, amazing activities, and ridiculously fun games to join in with. All wrapped up in a hilarious comic story!
🤯 Wanna win a signed copy? Just share this post! Winners picked at random!
March 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM