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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
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THE ITERATIONS ARE THE FUN PART
THE BEST ART OF CREATING IS THE TIME YOU TAKE TO MAKE YOUR BLORBOS LOOK JUST RIGHT AND ERASING THAT HAND SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE THE FINGERS ARE OFF
THE BEST ART OF CREATING IS THE TIME YOU TAKE TO MAKE YOUR BLORBOS LOOK JUST RIGHT AND ERASING THAT HAND SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE THE FINGERS ARE OFF
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
THE ITERATIONS ARE THE FUN PART
THE BEST ART OF CREATING IS THE TIME YOU TAKE TO MAKE YOUR BLORBOS LOOK JUST RIGHT AND ERASING THAT HAND SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE THE FINGERS ARE OFF
THE BEST ART OF CREATING IS THE TIME YOU TAKE TO MAKE YOUR BLORBOS LOOK JUST RIGHT AND ERASING THAT HAND SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE THE FINGERS ARE OFF
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I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
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The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works
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never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
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Real ball
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Real ball
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Finished. Batgirl in Halloween setting… Yeah. A little late but better than never.
#batgirl #cassandracain
#batgirl #cassandracain
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Finished. Batgirl in Halloween setting… Yeah. A little late but better than never.
#batgirl #cassandracain
#batgirl #cassandracain
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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this is the hugh freeze flight tracker
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this is the hugh freeze flight tracker
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Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Tom Brady has zero oaf energy, it can't be good football color commentary if you lack lummox points
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tom Brady has zero oaf energy, it can't be good football color commentary if you lack lummox points
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Super Mario 64 (1996)
Having Windhorst on First Take via picture frame is so funny to me
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Super Mario 64 (1996)
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist