@chaikon.bsky.social
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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The singular perfect expression of the idea.
November 24, 2023 at 8:38 PM
The singular perfect expression of the idea.
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The three genders:
IRT
BMT
IND
IRT
BMT
IND
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The three genders:
IRT
BMT
IND
IRT
BMT
IND
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
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i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
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today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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Anyone need some bribes?
August 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyone need some bribes?
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First day of R211 service for the B - the first time new tech trains have ever been assigned to this line!
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
First day of R211 service for the B - the first time new tech trains have ever been assigned to this line!
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shout out to the person at glasgow pride today dressed as a cube. extremely relatable
July 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
shout out to the person at glasgow pride today dressed as a cube. extremely relatable
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thick glass panes, softened perception
July 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
thick glass panes, softened perception
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Solid first AI generated question here, Meta.
July 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Solid first AI generated question here, Meta.
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everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now
June 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now
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Okay, the fake Amazon brand names have gone too far
July 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Okay, the fake Amazon brand names have gone too far