Mr. Big Cahones
@cattyaardvark.bsky.social
I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
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I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
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i got a text message asking if i wanted to run for office and i ignored it so i could keep reposting bangers like this
does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i got a text message asking if i wanted to run for office and i ignored it so i could keep reposting bangers like this
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
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“The son of the recently fired USMNT manager is one of the more important players on the team even after his dad’s contentious firing”
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“The son of the recently fired USMNT manager is one of the more important players on the team even after his dad’s contentious firing”
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We need to know less about people
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We need to know less about people
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
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I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
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Everything I’ve learned about RFK Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Everything I’ve learned about RFK Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.