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Atticus
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I am a cat
any pronouns
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New banner pic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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When they need to do this you know we are getting somewhere
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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cigarettes are stupid and dangerous and stink and wasteful but unfortunately they are incredibly cool
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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tis the season to weep with rick danko (and to carouse the aisles with richard manuel)
The Band - It Makes No Difference
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November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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alright kids how many minutes do we think i’ll make it into the last waltz this year before im sobbing inconsolably into a pillow. my bet is that the tears will start at ‘the game is cut throat’ and stop three or four days later
tis the season to weep with rick danko (and to carouse the aisles with richard manuel)
The Band - It Makes No Difference
YouTube video by cg3480
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Jaxon and his whiskers on high alert!
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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smells suspishus? Like an doug has been in MY garden?
And them PEED!
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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if your dog barks in your apartment for more than 40 minutes, passersby are allowed to break through a wall like the Kool Aid guy and give it a snuggle and some duck jerky. This is the unwritten Law
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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me as a Bluesky therapist: they’re called fucking “skeets”! 🤬
me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Missing my buddy
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I think a massive, massive sticking point in the state of the world is that even people who think they are good, feminist and well informed do not actually understand how bad things are. And it's impossible to tell people convinced they do know that they are off by magnitudes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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im pretending to be trans to get privileges like being constantly disrespected and mocked
Which I do gladly. If you think that's beneath white people to do that you need to brush up on your tricknology.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Hi! I'm Uni :3
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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It’s his Gotcha Day! Two years with this little nugget.🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I'm a very proper gentleman! 😋😺😸

#TongueOutTuesday #Hedgewatch
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Big deal you guys have an ethereal shimmering light show happening above you 😒 In australia we have large winged beasts that will straight up pluck you from the earth and soar across the skies with you in their grasp
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If you are trying to call Angus King and have discovered his DC voicemail is full, the office voicemail for Presque Isle is not 207-764-5124.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Almost forgot to post #caturday content. @catticus.bsky.social and Grace are extremely relaxed on the couch.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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pleek
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Silly Fig
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound

As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I'm not proud of me

but jorge luis borges is proud of me

and maybe that's more important
[getting drunk alone in a house occupied by the ghost of my dead marriage] this is just like nearshore by jana h-s
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Jolene is here for #wontlookwednesday.

Have a great day.
#cats #CatsOfBluesky #gato
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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“Fuck man, we’re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM