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Cheddar
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A twee of cheez
All cute and big
A baby twee
Dat made of Fig

Togeber, cute
And wishing yoo
A hammy catmiss
Wifout poo

#CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops
Figgy sits on a perch on the cat tree, to the left. On the right, on a lower perch, Cheddar sits. Both are wearing caps with hoods that are green and decorated to look like trees. Both have hoods with a gold star on top.
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Under blanky
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song

Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers

I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed

So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb
Figgy peeks out from underneath a blanket.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Sorwy dat I stinked da hous
Wen I maked dat big poop
It so stinky mama gagged
Wen she went in to skoop

Sorwy, santy, pleez forgib
I hopes dat yoo still come
Understand it not my falt
For wat comes out my bum!

#CheddarPoetry #StinkedUpDaHous #Poopy #IDidNotBuryIt
Cheddar sits, wearing a green plaid tie with snowflakes. His eyes are big and he has a remorseful expression on his face.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
On da skween
A moobing hoomin
A viddyo
Dat on wepeat

Figgy see
He fassinayted
He go to wach
He closely wach

Mama makes it bigger
And Figgy waches long
He worry bout da hoomin
Twapped inside da skween

#SillyFiggy #Jiff #HeWachItForTenMinnits #DenHeGetDistwakted
Figgy, right, watches a gif of Dwight from The Office giving a salute on a computer screen.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I bites Figgy
He bite me
We bite eachudder
In da twee

We wessles fearse
For all to see
Until I win
Twyumffantly

#CheddarPoetry #Wessles #IWinAgen #IStartDaWessles #IFinishDaWessles
Action shot of Figgy, on the left, and Cheddar, on the right, wrestling in the cat tree. Figgy is on a perch that is higher up, and Cheddar is standing on a lower perch as he bites Figgy on the neck. Figgy has his head turned towards Cheddar as he bites Cheddar back.
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Silly Figgy hop in tub
Silly Figgy look awound
Silly Figgy spy his tail
Silly Figgy fink it snake

Silly Figgy twy to pounce
Silly Figgy spinny spins
Silly Figgy rolls in tub
Silly Figgy dizzy gets

#SillyFiggy #HeForgetHisTailHisTail #HeMakedMamaLaff #IComeMakeShurHeOk #HeOk
Figgy looks up at the camera with big eyes as he sits in the bathtub.
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
All rolled up
A swirl of cheez
A ball of fur
Wif poyntee ears

On da blanky
Purring soft
Wif hidden claws
And big sharp teef

#CheddarBun #INotForEats #AlwaysAWarryer #EbenInSleeps
Cheddar sleeps on a blanket that is white on on half of the photo and teal on the other half. He is curled up in a tight ball, with his ears sticking out.
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Figgy climes da wall
He sits on balkeenee
Running to da wall, I clime
I tells him wait for me!

Sitting hi, we boff look down
I ses dat I be king
Da Figgy ses he pinsess
Den he wayz his hed to sing

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PinsessBalkeenee #KingCheddar #PinsessFiggy
Cheddar sits on a perch on the wall. He looks down at the camera with big eyes. Behind him, on another perch with a railing to look like a balcony, Figgy sits tall.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I wessles Figgy in da nite
I wessles him in day
I wessles him at wakey time
Cuz dat da Cheddar way

I wessles Figgy out of luv
I wessles him wif mite
I wessles him until I win
We neber eber fite

#CheddarPoetry #wessles #ILuvsHabingLiddleBrudder #HeLotsWerkToTakeCareOfCuzHeSilly
Cheddar sits tall on a perch on the cat tree, with a proud expression as he looks at the camera. Figgy is lying on a higher tier in the background, peeking over the edge towards Cheddar.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama open dwarer
So I come run to see
At wunts I clime inside
To see wat be for me

I diggy all awound
I always gotta snoop
But yoo not needs to worry
In heer I dos not poop!

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyFollowMeToSeeToo #IfMamaOpensDwarerIAlwaysComeToSee #DisOneNotHabAnyHamInIt #NoFair
Cheddar sits in a drawer and looks up at the camera with a sweet expression.
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Eber sints da Fig be small
I teech him good, I teech him all
And dat be why wen he baff tum
He always noes to kleen his bum

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BaffTime #TumDenBum
Figgy lies on a bed and is bathing his tummy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I cwy at mama
I kwall onto her lap
I kurl up in her arm
I snuggles close and purr

And as I falls asleep
I hear my mama say
Dat I is liddle baby
Such a liddle baby

#INotABaby #FiggyBeBaby #IBeFearseWarryer #WarryersLikeCuddlesToo #IDunnoWhyMamaSayDis
Cheddar snuggles with his mama. Her arm is wrapped around him.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Wen silly Figgy has to poop
He sings his pooping song
Sumtimes wen he sings so loud
We finks dat sumfing wong

Silly Figgy makes a poop
And sings wen he is done
Den he runs upon da weel
Cuz pooping be such fun!

#CheddarPoetry #PoopingSong #FiggySingsItEberyTime
Figgy sits and looks upward towards the camera above him with a proud expression.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Me and Figgy
Snuggle mama
Purring softly
On da blanky

#ItLotsColdOutside #SnugglesBeWarm
Figgy, left, stretches his right arm out towards Cheddar, who is sleeping on the right. In between, under the blankets, their mama is sitting.
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama opens dor
I looky outside
I ses I wants out
I wants to ekplor

Da mama ses no
She ses it too cold
I stompy my feet
I leeb and I pout

#NoFair #IWantsToGoEkplor #MamaSesOutsideNeedsKoteAndBoots #FiggySedHeABoot #INotGonnaWearDaFiggy #SillyFiggy
Cheddar stands and looks outside the screen door.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Dere be pile of catmiss toys
I look wat each one be
Den I roll awound in pile
Cuz dey be all for me!

#CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching
Cheddar rolls on his side on the close, grasping a catnip kicker toy in his arms while his face snuggles into another toy. A small pile of toys is underneath and in front of him. His eyes are closed and he has a happy expression.
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
As I sits and look outside
I has lots thots dat big and wide
Like ware dos sunbeam go to nap?
And why dos mama steel my poop?

I wonders why I not has fums
Or why dere not be eyes on bums
And tho I has such kweshtuns big
I still noes mor den silly Fig

#CheddarPoetry
Cheddar sits on the perch of a cat tree and looks outside thoughtfully.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Fig ses dat he's a boot
He sits by boot
He hides by boot

We all noe he not a boot
He's seed by boot
Not hid by boot

He sit long beside dat boot
Den tires of boot
And leebs da boot

#SillyFiggy #HeNotBoot #HeNotSingDisTimeWenHeHided

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Figgy sits beside a tall black winter boot. In the foreground is another pair of winter boots. He is looking up at the camera with a smile.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Figgy did it!
He climed up on da wall
He hab a gwate big happy
As he looked down all tall

Wen I sees him do dis
I clime to be dere too
I lets da Figgy noe dat
I pwoud of wat he do

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggyClimeDaWallAllHimself #MamaHabPwoudToo
Figgy, left, sits atop a perch on the wall. Cheddar is on another perch to the right. Between them is a colourful wooden bridge. Figgy is looking towards the camera while Cheddar looks off slightly towards the left.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Dis is how to start da day
To keep da stinky zoms away
Jus tilt yor hed and RAWRR wif mite
Da zoms, dey run, too skared to fite

#CheddarPoetry #RAWRR #IfYooRAWRRDeyWillRun #FiggySingsWenHeTwiesToRAWRR
Cheddar lies in his hammock with his head tilter slightly back and his mouth wide open in a roar.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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joycat98joy.bsky.social
Da postman come and we say "YAY"!
We got our callyders today.
We look at pics and say"Ha Ha"
We WUBS our friends from Canada

Cheddar pweez tell da Mama what an exquisite job she did on callyder.
She work so hard.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In blanky I hide
Mama noes I inside
She unwaps me jus to say hai

I purrs as she see
Dat inside it jus me
Den hiding agen I ses bye

#CheddarPoetry #HidingInDaBlanky #MamaGoedAww #INotLikedBeingDisturded

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Cheddar peeks out from inside a white and teal blanket. His eyes are slightly squinty as he peers slightly to the left.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Lookit! Lookit!!! Mine callyder frum Cheddy @fartycheddarcat.bsky.social iss hear! Itis hear!!!! Yaasssss! Itis blirriant, yoo shoud gett wun. Iff Cheddy self enuff hims mumm sed hims wil gett a HOLE HAMM!!!!
Eli the orange and white cat is sitting in his bed, his brand new 2026 calendar from Cheddar the cat is next to him.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
On da pooter, moozik plays
Dere's viddyo on skween
Figgy gos to take a look
As mama werks to kleen

Waching close and waching long
Wif kurryosity
Figgy luvs da moozik show
As he sits close to see

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLuvsMoozikViddyos #HeWachForLongTime #IHalpMamaKleen
Figgy sits and closely watches a video playing on a computer screen.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Beddytime, but I is wake
Sum trubble fun is wat I make
I wessles Fig upon da bed
I bites his nek, he bop my hed

We roll awound and den we run
Da Fig and me, we has such fun!
To has a sleep, da mama not
Cuz all in me, a wild I got

#CheddarPoetry #INotMeanToKeepMamaWaked
Cheddar lies on a blue blanket, looking all innocent and calm as he looks slightly off to the left.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM