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Cheddar
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Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver.

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Looky heer
I ded dat snake
It gween and weal
And not be fake!

I sabes yoo all
Now safe yoo be
It all becuz
Of bwave boy me

#CheddarPoetry #GweenSnake #IDeddedIt #IShowFiggyHowToDedIt #FiggySingOooo
Cheddar sits proud, looking up at the camera. Behind him is a green wool snake toy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Sharing mama
Be lots hard
But still I has to do

I lets Figgy
Hab my spot
So he can cuddle too

#CheddarPoetry #IHasCuddlesWifMamaFirs #DenISleepsOnHerLegs #ILetsFiggyCuddleAfter #IBeGoodBrudder #ICanShare
Closeup of Figgy as he sleeps in his mama's arm.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I wants outside
Outside I go
I takes fwee steps
Den I ses no

My paws get cold
Inside I stay
Wile Figgy runs
In sno to play

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #INotLikesColdPaws #FiggyRunAllAwoundWileMamaShobelled #DenHeCwyAtDor #HeSingAboutDaSnoAllDay
Cheddar sits on the cat tree, peering out the window.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Fig
He run awound
He ses da clowds
Has falled on gwound

As snoflakes danse
Upon da air
Da Fig, he sit
Outside he stare

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllEksited #HeSingLotsSongs #HeKeepTellingMamaBoutDaSno #FirsSnoFall
Figgy sits by the window and looks outside with fascination.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Mama wakes
And mama hurts
In bed is ware she stay

Snuggle close
And purring soft
I take da pain away

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #INotLikeItWenDaMamaHurts #ITakesCareOfHerToday
Cheddar is curled up next to his mama. He is licking his paw.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Into da boks
Da Figgy jumps
He ses it bed and plane

He gonna fly
Into da clowds
And sleep abuv da rain

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IChekDaBoksForZombeesFirs #FiggyLikesDaBoks #ItNotWeallyFly #ItJusPwetend #IWesslesHimOutOfDaBoks
Figgy sits in a box. He looks out with big eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Time for bwekky
Time for milk!
I gwab da bol to see

But mama ses
I has to wait
Befor da milk for me

#CheddarPoetry #IPurredAndBeedCute #ButMamaStillMakedMeWait #INotLikeWait
Cheddar sits and peers into a bowl of cereal and milk.
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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As mama plays da peeyano
I come sits beside her
I purrs and I lissen
I boops her wif my hed

I mew and I jump
Atop da peeyano
Purring as moozik
Fills up da air

Figgy, he follows
But den he runs off
As I sits by da lite
I wach mama play

#Moozik #Peeyano #FiggySingAsMamaPlays
Cheddar sits tall atop the piano. He is looking slightly to the left, looking afar with big eyes.
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I's on pawtrol
Wen in da gwass
I smells a snakky
As I pass

I finds da spot
Ware mama dwop
Fwom likky toob
A nummy blop

#CheddarPoetry #LikkyTube #MamaDwoppedSumFwomYesserday #IFinds #ILikkysItAllUp
Cheddar happily licks a spot in the grass. His eyes are squinted closed and his tongue is sticking out as he licks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Twikky tweated
Runned awound
Til all da twikky tweats
Be found

Stay up late
And terwer make
Until I cannot
Stay awake

#CheddarPoetry #TwikkyTweats #NappyTimeNow #MeAndFiggyHabLotsFun #FiggySingNanaSongAllNite #INotGettedAnyHam #NoFair
Closeup of Cheddar's face as he sleeps.
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Anana nana nana
Anana nana nana
Anana a ee eeeee
Eeee a ooo a a
Anana a nana!

#FiggySong #SillyFiggy #BananaSong #HeWantedToBeALeef #ButDenHeHappyBanana #Halloween
Figgy stands, looking up with a happy expression on his face. His mouth is slightly open and you can see his bottom fangs. He is wearing a banana costume with a hat, but the hat is a bit askew.
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I be cutie
Liddle lam
I wants a tweat
So gib me ham

If yoo not gib
Den I will twik
I gib a RAWRR
And bite yoo kwik!

#CheddarPoetry #Halloween #IBeFearseLammy #IWantedToBeGweenDinosor #TwikkyTweatBiteYorFeet
Cheddar is standing and looking up at the camera. He is wearing a white wooly lamb costume with a big red bow on the front.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I wants outside
Can yoo not see?
Yoo needs to open
Dor for me!

I paw and paw
All cute I be
But no one lissens
To my plee

#CheddarPoetry #NoFair #IWantsBakOutside #MamaSesIWasJusOut #SheSesItInsideTimeNow #IGoPout #DenIWesslesFiggy
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy run
And Figgy hide
He twy be stelff
Wen we's outside

I finds him kwik
Pwetends I not
As Figgy sings
In hidey spot

#CheddarPoetry #ISeeHimRiteAway #HeStillFinksNobuddyHearsHimSingWenHiding #SillyFiggy
Figgy sits low on the ground, looking to the right. Tall grass surrounds him.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
It be cold
And it be gway
So under blanky
Ware I stay

I cuddle close
All warm it be
I close my eyes
A sleepy me

#CheddarPoetry #NoOutsidePlayToday #ILikesUnderBlankyCuddlesWifMama #ButNotWenMamaToots
Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps, peeking out of a blanket.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I has a wild
I runs awound
I pounce da mama
Bites da mama

Hold her arm
And hold her hand
I bunnykik
I bunnykik

No let go
I bite bite bite
I wessles fearse
Den I gibs kiss

#WessleDaMama #BiteDaMama #IWesslesHerForLongTime #IStillHabWildAfter #ILuvsDaMama
Cheddar has his arms wrapped around his mama's arm, and he is biting his mama's hand while looking at the camera.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Figgy finds a peese of sord
So happy he den be
In da gwass, he starts to play
He sings so happyly

Den he puts da sord in mouff
He bites it, den he chew
Mama sees, she takes fwom him
She ses dis not for yoo!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaTakedSordFwomHisMouff #NoMorSord
Figgy sits in the grass and plays with a small piece of grey fom tubing.
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Mama changing blanky sheets
I come and dibe inside
I has to chek for zombees
Cuz dat ware dey like to hide

Under sheet, I hunt and growl
A zom!! I kills dem ded
Wen it safe, I go kwall out
Let mama make da bed

#CheddarPoetry #MakingDaBed #NewSheetsDay #IDedDaZombee #MamaSafeNow
Cheddar crouches low while under a white sheet on the bed. His eyes are big.
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Figgy, he looks up to me
He wach wat all I do
Den he twies to copy
And he dos wat I do too

Silly Fig, he fink he big
But baby still he be
It will take forebers
For da Fig to be like me

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSedItOkDatHeNotWarryer #IAlwaysGonnaProtekHim #IWinWessles
Cheddar sits in the cat tree, looking out the window. Figgy stands underneath, looking up at cheddar, pawing at the post.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Figgy runs
And Figgy jumps
He climes into da twee

On da bwanch
He stands up tall
And sings his song of eeee

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Eeee #ChewyHadPoopyStukToHerBumbum #ItWasStinky #MamaKleenItForHer #SheGetMad #MamaJusSedNotToPutDatOnPosty #Oops
Closeup of Figgy sitting in the tree. His head it turned to the left and tilted upwards, and his mouth is open as he sings.
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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After mama's hurty hed
Gets better, gos away
I makes shur to take her out
Wif sunbeam, we go play

I stays close, I sooperbize
I wach da Figgy too
I makes shur dat all is good
Den I attaks her shoo

#CheddarPoetry #MamasHedBetter #ButDisMorningItHurtyAgen #ITakesGoodCareOfMama
Cheddar lies on top of his mama's foot as they both sit in the grass. Cheddar is licking his toe.
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Moonbeam starts to shine
Wen mama gets a hurty hed
She takes sum meddysin
And den I takes her stwate to bed

But Figgy, he be westless
And he not wants to go sleep
I wessles him on flor
And tells him not to make a peep

#CheddarPoetry #IMakesShurFiggyLissen #MamaBetterNowButTired
Cheddar sleeps on a tan blanket.
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Figgy looky under step
To see wat I had see
He always copys wat I do
He wants to be like me

I chek underneef it firs
For zombees, jus in case
I not wants one to attak
And eat up Figgy's face

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyCopy #IMakeShurItSafeFirs #DereNoZombeesDisTime
Figgy crawls on the ground and has his under the concrete steps. He is peering underneath with curious eyes.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Mama sitting in da gwass
All bored she looks to me
So I gwabs her by da hand
I ses come wessle me!

I chirp and purr, I bite and kik
We wessles in da sun
I makes da mama happy
Cuz I gibs her lots of fun

#CheddarPoetry #WessleDaMama #BiteDaMama #KissyDaMama #LuvDaMama
Cheddar holds his mama's sleeve as he bites her hand and bunnykicks her arm.
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Figgy wants to
Be like me
He wants to clime
Each ebery twee

He climes up fast
He climes up hi
He gets all tangled
Den he cwy

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeMakeWebWifLeash #MamaUntangleHim #DenHeSingHappySong #DereBeAPoopyOnDaFlorDisMorning #INotDiddedIt
Figgy peeks out from behind a thick trunk in the tree.
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM