Tiffany Bond
@tiffanybond.com
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
Palate cleanse from Rangeley, Maine
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Palate cleanse from Rangeley, Maine
Today's fridge delivery was less than ideal.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Today's fridge delivery was less than ideal.
My coworkers are not motivational.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
My coworkers are not motivational.
Super Bowl Green 🤝 Soylent Green
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February 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Super Bowl Green 🤝 Soylent Green
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In another fascism is weird moment - scheduling summer camps and planning activities for our boys for April break week while the government collapses and our currency can't decide how much of a free fall it's in is certainly a trip.
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
In another fascism is weird moment - scheduling summer camps and planning activities for our boys for April break week while the government collapses and our currency can't decide how much of a free fall it's in is certainly a trip.
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/8.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/8.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
It'd be super if vampires didn't have a more rigid set of rules to bust into your life than our government.
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It'd be super if vampires didn't have a more rigid set of rules to bust into your life than our government.
The porch raccoon knocks on the door every night for a warm bowl of water like it's trick or treating.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The porch raccoon knocks on the door every night for a warm bowl of water like it's trick or treating.
They pay less attention to symptoms for female patients?
I'm so surprised.
I'm so surprised.
Females as likely to be autistic as males but boys more likely to be diagnosed, study says
Females as likely to be autistic as males but boys more likely to be diagnosed, study says
By age 20 diagnosis rates almost equal, research finds, challenging assumptions of gender discrepancy
Females may be just as likely to be autistic as males but boys are up to four times more likely to be diagnosed in childhood, according to a large-scale study.
Research led by the Karolinska Institutet in Sweden scrutinised the diagnosis rates of autism for people born in Sweden between 1985 and 2020. Of the 2.7 million people tracked, 2.8% were diagnosed with autism between the ages of two and 37. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
They pay less attention to symptoms for female patients?
I'm so surprised.
I'm so surprised.
Beef stew sort of night
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Beef stew sort of night
14 asked me what Kid Rock was famous for, so I played him that song.
14: wait so he is famous for being an old guy who yelled his own nickname a lot?
Me: ayup
14: what has he done since then?
me: pretended to be poor to get poor people to give him money
14: why would anyone give him money?
🤣🤣🤣
14: wait so he is famous for being an old guy who yelled his own nickname a lot?
Me: ayup
14: what has he done since then?
me: pretended to be poor to get poor people to give him money
14: why would anyone give him money?
🤣🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
14 asked me what Kid Rock was famous for, so I played him that song.
14: wait so he is famous for being an old guy who yelled his own nickname a lot?
Me: ayup
14: what has he done since then?
me: pretended to be poor to get poor people to give him money
14: why would anyone give him money?
🤣🤣🤣
14: wait so he is famous for being an old guy who yelled his own nickname a lot?
Me: ayup
14: what has he done since then?
me: pretended to be poor to get poor people to give him money
14: why would anyone give him money?
🤣🤣🤣
Someone told me that Zohran loves NYC the way I love Maine and not only do I agree, but I think it makes me much more tolerant of when I don't agree with him on something.
It's easy to extend grace to people who genuinely love something the way you love something and want to make it even better.
It's easy to extend grace to people who genuinely love something the way you love something and want to make it even better.
this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Someone told me that Zohran loves NYC the way I love Maine and not only do I agree, but I think it makes me much more tolerant of when I don't agree with him on something.
It's easy to extend grace to people who genuinely love something the way you love something and want to make it even better.
It's easy to extend grace to people who genuinely love something the way you love something and want to make it even better.
I thought Hogan's Heroes had implausibly stupid nazis when I was a kid.
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I thought Hogan's Heroes had implausibly stupid nazis when I was a kid.
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
Now is an excellent time to get a 10 year IUD.
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Now is an excellent time to get a 10 year IUD.
It feels like we should get to TP some people's houses and egg their cars again.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
Todd Blanche says the Justice Department will appeal a judge's order that released 5-year-old Liam Ramos from ICE custody
Blanche: "I promise we will"
Blanche: "I promise we will"
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It feels like we should get to TP some people's houses and egg their cars again.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
New office plant corner.
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
New office plant corner.
I have to be in Portland tomorrow morning so I came down tonight.
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I have to be in Portland tomorrow morning so I came down tonight.
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/1.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/1.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
The house is definitely better with a heat pump, but the heat pump does seem less fond of doing its job when it's less than -10°F.
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The house is definitely better with a heat pump, but the heat pump does seem less fond of doing its job when it's less than -10°F.
Husband had a nice conversation with me this morning when I was half asleep about the lawn ducks coming back this spring after migration.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Husband had a nice conversation with me this morning when I was half asleep about the lawn ducks coming back this spring after migration.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
On a lighter note, there is a rocking chair in my bathroom.
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 AM
On a lighter note, there is a rocking chair in my bathroom.
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
So....is there going to an agreement between political factions that people who rape children are very bad and should not be president or the richest men alive?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
So....is there going to an agreement between political factions that people who rape children are very bad and should not be president or the richest men alive?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
I got up after 3.5 hours of sleep, left my house to journey to Portland, had a full day trial, returned home approximately 15 hours later only to discover...
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I got up after 3.5 hours of sleep, left my house to journey to Portland, had a full day trial, returned home approximately 15 hours later only to discover...
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾