Tiffany Bond
@tiffanybond.com
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
14 was very nice this morning. Suspiciously nice. Eddie Haskell nice. Washing laundry. Seeking out chores. Showing me how much homework he got done. Double hugs. Offering me tea.
14: so mom, I know you are working trying to do your billing, but Sugarloaf is open today...
14: so mom, I know you are working trying to do your billing, but Sugarloaf is open today...
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
14 was very nice this morning. Suspiciously nice. Eddie Haskell nice. Washing laundry. Seeking out chores. Showing me how much homework he got done. Double hugs. Offering me tea.
14: so mom, I know you are working trying to do your billing, but Sugarloaf is open today...
14: so mom, I know you are working trying to do your billing, but Sugarloaf is open today...
It's #SundayCheckIn for 11/30.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's #SundayCheckIn for 11/30.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
I made 14 get off the phone with friends to watch a show with me and eat shrimp dip.
I'm told I'm extremely annoying for this.
I'm told I'm extremely annoying for this.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I made 14 get off the phone with friends to watch a show with me and eat shrimp dip.
I'm told I'm extremely annoying for this.
I'm told I'm extremely annoying for this.
I'm all set with 2025, but that feels like a double dog dare for 2026 to make 2025 seem tame by comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm all set with 2025, but that feels like a double dog dare for 2026 to make 2025 seem tame by comparison.
If you are shopping online at businesses that have kind practices, don't forget to leave notes with your order about what they are doing well.
These dollars are votes for the way you want the world to be, which are more effective when you tell businesses what they are doing that got those votes.
These dollars are votes for the way you want the world to be, which are more effective when you tell businesses what they are doing that got those votes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you are shopping online at businesses that have kind practices, don't forget to leave notes with your order about what they are doing well.
These dollars are votes for the way you want the world to be, which are more effective when you tell businesses what they are doing that got those votes.
These dollars are votes for the way you want the world to be, which are more effective when you tell businesses what they are doing that got those votes.
This morning I found the dog on the sofa and 14 on the dog bed.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This morning I found the dog on the sofa and 14 on the dog bed.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
Checking the weather forecast, it appears we've arrived at garage is spare fridge and barn is spare freezer weather.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Checking the weather forecast, it appears we've arrived at garage is spare fridge and barn is spare freezer weather.
Can confirm.
Handing Hegseth over to The Hague is the moderate position.
Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Can confirm.
I paid off a student loan today. 🍾
...only a dozen more to go 😐
...only a dozen more to go 😐
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I paid off a student loan today. 🍾
...only a dozen more to go 😐
...only a dozen more to go 😐
This is being done in our name and on our dime.
You'd think Congress might exercise some of that power they have but...aren't?
You'd think Congress might exercise some of that power they have but...aren't?
SCOOP: For the Trump admin's Sept. 2 strike targeting 11 men on a boat suspected of ferrying drugs, SecDef Hegseth gave an order, officials say, to kill them all. When two men were still alive, orders were given to strike again, finishing them off.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is being done in our name and on our dime.
You'd think Congress might exercise some of that power they have but...aren't?
You'd think Congress might exercise some of that power they have but...aren't?
Never have I ever been happier that I'm too old to have experienced or loaded up my children with that elf on the shelf nonsense.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Never have I ever been happier that I'm too old to have experienced or loaded up my children with that elf on the shelf nonsense.
And with the passing of Thanksgiving day, we have now entered filing for divorce season - which will peak after Christmas with New Year's resolution divorce filings that taper off into a short burst of I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND OUT THEY ARE CHEATING ON VALENTINE'S DAY divorce filings.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
And with the passing of Thanksgiving day, we have now entered filing for divorce season - which will peak after Christmas with New Year's resolution divorce filings that taper off into a short burst of I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND OUT THEY ARE CHEATING ON VALENTINE'S DAY divorce filings.
These man-children need accountabilibuddies.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
These man-children need accountabilibuddies.
Not pictured, green veggies...there are veggies 🤣
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not pictured, green veggies...there are veggies 🤣
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
The boys were sent outside to find something creative to do for several hours.
Guess what they did?
Guess what they did?
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The boys were sent outside to find something creative to do for several hours.
Guess what they did?
Guess what they did?
12: 14 used cock on my infento! To put it on his dick!
Me: WHAT?!?!
12, slower: 14. Used caulk. On my infento. To glue it to a stick.
Me: 🤣
12: why are you laughing? That's not funny!
Me: what I thought you said was...
12: I have to get caulk off my infento!
Me: either way, that was a problem
Me: WHAT?!?!
12, slower: 14. Used caulk. On my infento. To glue it to a stick.
Me: 🤣
12: why are you laughing? That's not funny!
Me: what I thought you said was...
12: I have to get caulk off my infento!
Me: either way, that was a problem
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
12: 14 used cock on my infento! To put it on his dick!
Me: WHAT?!?!
12, slower: 14. Used caulk. On my infento. To glue it to a stick.
Me: 🤣
12: why are you laughing? That's not funny!
Me: what I thought you said was...
12: I have to get caulk off my infento!
Me: either way, that was a problem
Me: WHAT?!?!
12, slower: 14. Used caulk. On my infento. To glue it to a stick.
Me: 🤣
12: why are you laughing? That's not funny!
Me: what I thought you said was...
12: I have to get caulk off my infento!
Me: either way, that was a problem
TFW you take the moments between stirring to clean, label, and restock your cupboards.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TFW you take the moments between stirring to clean, label, and restock your cupboards.
Me: I'm going to get the turkey in the oven at 10 am!
Also, me: I'm living in a time-space vortex where 10:00 am somehow reads as 12:35 pm on all my clocks. Weird.
Also, me: I'm living in a time-space vortex where 10:00 am somehow reads as 12:35 pm on all my clocks. Weird.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: I'm going to get the turkey in the oven at 10 am!
Also, me: I'm living in a time-space vortex where 10:00 am somehow reads as 12:35 pm on all my clocks. Weird.
Also, me: I'm living in a time-space vortex where 10:00 am somehow reads as 12:35 pm on all my clocks. Weird.
Take anything that needs to be at room temperature (butter, cream cheese, etc) and put it out on the counter now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Take anything that needs to be at room temperature (butter, cream cheese, etc) and put it out on the counter now.
When I throw back the covers in the morning, this is where I find the cat in the winter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When I throw back the covers in the morning, this is where I find the cat in the winter.
So, uh, I accidentally ordered 2 club-sized packages of Hawaiian rolls.
There are 4 of us.
And we have 64 rolls.
At yeast we have carbs?
There are 4 of us.
And we have 64 rolls.
At yeast we have carbs?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So, uh, I accidentally ordered 2 club-sized packages of Hawaiian rolls.
There are 4 of us.
And we have 64 rolls.
At yeast we have carbs?
There are 4 of us.
And we have 64 rolls.
At yeast we have carbs?
The bird has arrived.
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The bird has arrived.
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to figure out which item is the missing item.1
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to figure out which item is the missing item.1
It's hard for Mainers to think income of $140k (!!!) a year is a poverty line...that's more than a Judge makes!
That's how much housing has gone up in the past few years.
In Cumberland or York County would likely not qualify to buy a home if they still have student loans or a car payment.
That's how much housing has gone up in the past few years.
In Cumberland or York County would likely not qualify to buy a home if they still have student loans or a car payment.
TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's hard for Mainers to think income of $140k (!!!) a year is a poverty line...that's more than a Judge makes!
That's how much housing has gone up in the past few years.
In Cumberland or York County would likely not qualify to buy a home if they still have student loans or a car payment.
That's how much housing has gone up in the past few years.
In Cumberland or York County would likely not qualify to buy a home if they still have student loans or a car payment.
Threatening deportation of a co-parent is abuse of your co-parent and your child. Having it happen is downright sinister.
Sure looks like someone helping a family member "win" their kid in a dispute, to the detriment of that child.
Sure looks like someone helping a family member "win" their kid in a dispute, to the detriment of that child.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Threatening deportation of a co-parent is abuse of your co-parent and your child. Having it happen is downright sinister.
Sure looks like someone helping a family member "win" their kid in a dispute, to the detriment of that child.
Sure looks like someone helping a family member "win" their kid in a dispute, to the detriment of that child.