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catfishwagoner.bsky.social
@catfishwagoner.bsky.social
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Fix your hearts or die.
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dumbmike.bsky.social
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Please watch, it's been out since 1994

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From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com

I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump

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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com

Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Status
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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soundclamp.bsky.social
Ozzy on pizza:
❝I thought America was fabulous. Take pizza for example. For years I’d been thinking, I wish someone would invent a new kind of food. In England it was always egg and chips, sausage and chips, pie and chips … anything and chips. After a while it just got boring, y’know? But you couldn’t exactly order a shaved Parmesan and rocket salad in Birmingham in the early ’70s. If it didn’t come out of a deep-fat fryer, no one knew what the fuck it was. But then, in New York, I discovered pizza. It blew my mind wide fucking open. I would buy ten or twenty slices a day. And then, when I realized you could buy a great big pizza all for yourself, I started ordering them wherever we went. I couldn’t wait to get back home and tell all my mates: ‘There’s this incredible new thing. It’s American and it’s called pizza. It’s like bread, but it’s better than any bread you’ve tasted in your life.’ I even tried to recreate a New York pizza for Thelma once. I made some dough, then I got all these cans of beans and pilchards and olives and shit and put them on top—it must have been about 15 quid’s worth of gear—but after ten minutes it just came dribbling out of the oven. It was like someone had been sick in there. Thelma just looked at it and went, ‘I don’t think I like pizza, John.’ She never called me Ozzy, my first wife.❞ —Ozzy Osbourne, from ‘I Am Ozzy’ (Grand Central Publishing, 2010)
July 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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probgobl.in
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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kibblesmith.com
Sinners (2025)
Actor Michael B. Jordan on Sesame Street posing next to vampire puppet, The Count.
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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marioprime.bsky.social
Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.
A high score list on an airplane seat’s version of Tetris. I have the top score in Marathon mode by more than 3,000 points.
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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theamitie.bsky.social
The ritualistic feeding of the phanatic before each game. These barbarians will stop at nothing to win a single game
awfulannouncing.bsky.social Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · Apr 20
"Is that a real child??"
April 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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lilydont.bsky.social
Facts
April 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
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A screenshot of a jeopardy answer that reads "it's a mythical mixture of GOAT & human" with the question types above stating "who is Sidney Crosby?"
April 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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hayao.lol
'In the Mouth of Madness' (1994)
dir: John Carpenter 📽️
Sam Neil smoking a cigarette with crosses drawn all over his face saying things are turning to shit out there, aren't they?
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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savrindrake.bsky.social
Know the difference! #science
A small stack of delicious looking layered pastry made of filo pastry, filled with chopped nuts, and sweetened with syrup or honey sits on the surface. It's labeled Baklava. The same is depicted as being underground, it is labeled bakmagma.
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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jonrosenberg.bsky.social
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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ugarles.bsky.social
BUCK: Welcome to Progressive Monday Night Kickoff. Today's game is Mutual Aid vs. Redistributive Policy. Troy, what do you see happening out there?

AIKMAN: I still don't understand how these aren't synergistic objectives, Joe.
January 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Goddamn it.
variety.com Variety @variety.com · Jan 16
Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
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January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM