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catfishwagoner.bsky.social
@catfishwagoner.bsky.social
53 followers 160 following 16 posts
Fix your hearts or die.
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catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Hell yeah!
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Are field goals easy to block all of a sudden?
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
A spectacular choke job by GB.
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Cat looks pretty placid too, all things considered.
August 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Thank you! I wish more hockey folks would make the jump over here.
June 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Love these, thank you!
June 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
And it’s immediately paying dividends!
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Same here! The discourse is deeply unpleasant.
May 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
catfishwagoner.bsky.social
This seems pretty clearly to be what’s going on but it doesn’t make for a fun debate, I guess.
April 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM