Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Local Queer Cryptid
Elder Millennial
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Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
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#feralpierogi
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
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Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
· Jun 9
"There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world."
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Today's candle feature is "Naughty, Nice & Fuck Ice". This spiked eggnog blend was our most popular during our 2025 holiday events around Chicago. If you missed out on grabbing yours, you can find our last batch of the season in our shop:
www.serpentandflame.com/collections/...
www.serpentandflame.com/collections/...
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today's candle feature is "Naughty, Nice & Fuck Ice". This spiked eggnog blend was our most popular during our 2025 holiday events around Chicago. If you missed out on grabbing yours, you can find our last batch of the season in our shop:
www.serpentandflame.com/collections/...
www.serpentandflame.com/collections/...
Things I was offered tonight by my friend's adorably perfect Italian parents prior to dinner: a chicken cordon bleu sandwich, hot fries, pineapple jalapeno popper dip, Ritz bitz, salami, praline roll, tiramisu, lady locks, coffee, Dr. Pepper, cheese, watermelon and chocolate covered pretzels.
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Things I was offered tonight by my friend's adorably perfect Italian parents prior to dinner: a chicken cordon bleu sandwich, hot fries, pineapple jalapeno popper dip, Ritz bitz, salami, praline roll, tiramisu, lady locks, coffee, Dr. Pepper, cheese, watermelon and chocolate covered pretzels.
When the film Annie wrapped, Tim Curry asked Carol Burnett "What's up next? What are you going to do now?". She simply dropped one of her smiles at him and drawled, "Honey, I'm going to go home to Hawaii and watch the whales fucking."
From Tim Curry's memoir, Vagabond.
From Tim Curry's memoir, Vagabond.
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When the film Annie wrapped, Tim Curry asked Carol Burnett "What's up next? What are you going to do now?". She simply dropped one of her smiles at him and drawled, "Honey, I'm going to go home to Hawaii and watch the whales fucking."
From Tim Curry's memoir, Vagabond.
From Tim Curry's memoir, Vagabond.
Eating pastina and a peanut butter cookie for breakfast cause THERE ARE NO RULES IN THE END OF DECEMBER VOID.
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Eating pastina and a peanut butter cookie for breakfast cause THERE ARE NO RULES IN THE END OF DECEMBER VOID.
This account promoting botslop just saved a bunch of my posted photos.
Highly recommend hitting the block button.
Highly recommend hitting the block button.
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This account promoting botslop just saved a bunch of my posted photos.
Highly recommend hitting the block button.
Highly recommend hitting the block button.
I don't follow college sports but man oh man did my feed make me crave a box of frosted brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't follow college sports but man oh man did my feed make me crave a box of frosted brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.
My body: hey, you've overdone it on sugar and carbs. Let's try protein and some veg and fiber.
What I hear: Taco Bell tonight, queen?
What I hear: Taco Bell tonight, queen?
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My body: hey, you've overdone it on sugar and carbs. Let's try protein and some veg and fiber.
What I hear: Taco Bell tonight, queen?
What I hear: Taco Bell tonight, queen?
Highly recommend popping A League of Their Own on while you disassociate/cook in a hot bath.
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Highly recommend popping A League of Their Own on while you disassociate/cook in a hot bath.
Good day to lay around and eat up Tim Curry 's memoir.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good day to lay around and eat up Tim Curry 's memoir.
Wonton soup for breakfast, diva?
Wonton soup for breakfast.
Wonton soup for breakfast.
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Wonton soup for breakfast, diva?
Wonton soup for breakfast.
Wonton soup for breakfast.
Chinese food ordered
Hit play on Muppet Family Christmas.
Waiting for Stranger Things o'clock.
Hit play on Muppet Family Christmas.
Waiting for Stranger Things o'clock.
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Chinese food ordered
Hit play on Muppet Family Christmas.
Waiting for Stranger Things o'clock.
Hit play on Muppet Family Christmas.
Waiting for Stranger Things o'clock.
Please tell your dog Merry Christmas from me.
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Please tell your dog Merry Christmas from me.
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Don't tell me toxic masculinity is inevitable - these guys got 100 soldiers to sing "we love him" in 1944
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Don't tell me toxic masculinity is inevitable - these guys got 100 soldiers to sing "we love him" in 1944
First cup of coffee in about a week so naturally I'm now gonna spend the day in a Gilmore Girls pillow fort.
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
First cup of coffee in about a week so naturally I'm now gonna spend the day in a Gilmore Girls pillow fort.
I've said no to all Christmas plans and I feel so much better.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I've said no to all Christmas plans and I feel so much better.
Over 30 selfie thread.
41.
41.
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Over 30 selfie thread.
41.
41.
👏🏻👏🏻
This NHL ad making fun of AI is extremely funny, and I'm surprised I'm saying any of those words together
youtu.be/vjz9JxAsZSg?...
youtu.be/vjz9JxAsZSg?...
AI Can’t NHL
YouTube video by NHL
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I am hoping to not leave my house again until at least Friday. It is ROUGH out there.
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am hoping to not leave my house again until at least Friday. It is ROUGH out there.
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Cancel your Paramount plus subscription today it’s the one thing they’re afraid of and it will harm their attempt to buy WB / CNN
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cancel your Paramount plus subscription today it’s the one thing they’re afraid of and it will harm their attempt to buy WB / CNN
Steve Rogers will return 🥹
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Steve Rogers will return 🥹