Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Local Queer Cryptid
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
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Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
· Jun 9
"There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world."
Thank you mother nature for the free car wash today.
February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Thank you mother nature for the free car wash today.
RuPaul's Drag Race has seen some incredible dancing queens over the years. Juicy Love Dion just may be the best one. Wow.
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
RuPaul's Drag Race has seen some incredible dancing queens over the years. Juicy Love Dion just may be the best one. Wow.
You too can be my Valentine for the low monthly price of $19.99.
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
You too can be my Valentine for the low monthly price of $19.99.
Scooby
open.spotify.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
After a mammogram and TWO ULTRASOUNDS (one with the radiologist that sent me into a panic), I have a cyst. 😵💫 Celebrating with Dad's Dog & Burger.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
After a mammogram and TWO ULTRASOUNDS (one with the radiologist that sent me into a panic), I have a cyst. 😵💫 Celebrating with Dad's Dog & Burger.
I'm waiting for my second mammogram and potential ultrasound cause the one in December didn't read right and my insurance is tryna charge me $308. Get fucked.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm waiting for my second mammogram and potential ultrasound cause the one in December didn't read right and my insurance is tryna charge me $308. Get fucked.
8 years with this goob. Here's to 8 bajillion more.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
8 years with this goob. Here's to 8 bajillion more.
You should still dump your Ring Cameras. 🤷🏻♀️
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You should still dump your Ring Cameras. 🤷🏻♀️
This chicken nugget is 8 years old today! Happy Birthday to my sweet Boyd. 🎂🧡💚🇮🇪
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This chicken nugget is 8 years old today! Happy Birthday to my sweet Boyd. 🎂🧡💚🇮🇪
I LOVE YOU PIM! 💖💖💖
A six-year-old Girl Scout from Pittsburgh has already sold nearly 80,000 boxes of cookies this season and she’s not slowing down.
Record Cookie Sales Put Spotlight on Pittsburgh Girl Scout and Her LGBTQ Family
As first reported by PEOPLE, a six-year-old Girl Scout from Pittsburgh has already sold nearly 80,000 boxes of cookies this season and she’s not slowing down. Her name is Pim. She’s in kindergarten. And she may be rewriting Girl Scout history before most of us have restocked our own Thin Mint supply. But beyond the headline-grabbing numbers and viral TikToks, Pim’s story is about persistence, inclusion, and what can happen when a family refuses to accept “no.”
qburgh.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I LOVE YOU PIM! 💖💖💖
Colon cancer is killing us at higher rates and at much younger ages. Colonoscopy screenings should be fully covered at any adult age.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Colon cancer is killing us at higher rates and at much younger ages. Colonoscopy screenings should be fully covered at any adult age.
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BREAKING BLACK HISTORY TODAY, 2/10/26!
Laila Edwards, the first Black woman to play for USA's National Hockey Team, first Black Woman to score a goal in the Olympics.
(snatched from the other place)
Laila Edwards, the first Black woman to play for USA's National Hockey Team, first Black Woman to score a goal in the Olympics.
(snatched from the other place)
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
BREAKING BLACK HISTORY TODAY, 2/10/26!
Laila Edwards, the first Black woman to play for USA's National Hockey Team, first Black Woman to score a goal in the Olympics.
(snatched from the other place)
Laila Edwards, the first Black woman to play for USA's National Hockey Team, first Black Woman to score a goal in the Olympics.
(snatched from the other place)
waking from 3am night sweats have entered the peri-menopause chat 🫠
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
waking from 3am night sweats have entered the peri-menopause chat 🫠
Fuck discord, I'm going back to singing telegrams.
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
Fuck Discord, I'm going back to Yahoo! chat.
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Fuck discord, I'm going back to singing telegrams.
Go ahtside, yinz.
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Go ahtside, yinz.
Waiting for a new sink hole to drop so I can scream into it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Waiting for a new sink hole to drop so I can scream into it.
Dump your Ring Cameras, folx. Immediately.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Dump your Ring Cameras, folx. Immediately.
Finally got to see the whole performance. That was awesome. Thank you, Bad Bunny 🫶🏻. Everyone out on that field and behind the scenes showed us some heart. Incredible. ❤️🔥❤️🔥
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Finally got to see the whole performance. That was awesome. Thank you, Bad Bunny 🫶🏻. Everyone out on that field and behind the scenes showed us some heart. Incredible. ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Even the orange pedophile didn't watch Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Even the orange pedophile didn't watch Kid Rock
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We’re gonna win. (This isn’t about football.)
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We’re gonna win. (This isn’t about football.)
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I didn’t expect America the Beautiful and the Star Spangled Banner to make me cry- not in pride but in grief. #superbowl #superbowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I didn’t expect America the Beautiful and the Star Spangled Banner to make me cry- not in pride but in grief. #superbowl #superbowlLX
The amount of laundry I've done today should be a reasonable excuse to call off work tomorrow so I can maybe put it away.
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The amount of laundry I've done today should be a reasonable excuse to call off work tomorrow so I can maybe put it away.
I will very happily watch the gay and woke parts of the super bowl tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I will very happily watch the gay and woke parts of the super bowl tomorrow.