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Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Local Queer Cryptid
Elder Millennial
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Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
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"There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world."
Thank you mother nature for the free car wash today.
February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Be mine.
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
RuPaul's Drag Race has seen some incredible dancing queens over the years. Juicy Love Dion just may be the best one. Wow.
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
You too can be my Valentine for the low monthly price of $19.99.
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Scooby
open.spotify.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
After a mammogram and TWO ULTRASOUNDS (one with the radiologist that sent me into a panic), I have a cyst. 😵‍💫 Celebrating with Dad's Dog & Burger.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'm waiting for my second mammogram and potential ultrasound cause the one in December didn't read right and my insurance is tryna charge me $308. Get fucked.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
8 years with this goob. Here's to 8 bajillion more.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
You should still dump your Ring Cameras. 🤷🏻‍♀️
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This chicken nugget is 8 years old today! Happy Birthday to my sweet Boyd. 🎂🧡💚🇮🇪
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Colon cancer is killing us at higher rates and at much younger ages. Colonoscopy screenings should be fully covered at any adult age.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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BREAKING BLACK HISTORY TODAY, 2/10/26!

Laila Edwards, the first Black woman to play for USA's National Hockey Team, first Black Woman to score a goal in the Olympics.

(snatched from the other place)
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
waking from 3am night sweats have entered the peri-menopause chat 🫠
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Fuck discord, I'm going back to singing telegrams.
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
Fuck Discord, I'm going back to Yahoo! chat.
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Go ahtside, yinz.
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Waiting for a new sink hole to drop so I can scream into it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Dump your Ring Cameras, folx. Immediately.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Finally got to see the whole performance. That was awesome. Thank you, Bad Bunny 🫶🏻. Everyone out on that field and behind the scenes showed us some heart. Incredible. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Even the orange pedophile didn't watch Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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We’re gonna win. (This isn’t about football.)
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I didn’t expect America the Beautiful and the Star Spangled Banner to make me cry- not in pride but in grief. #superbowl #superbowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The amount of laundry I've done today should be a reasonable excuse to call off work tomorrow so I can maybe put it away.
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I will very happily watch the gay and woke parts of the super bowl tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM