The Trash Heap Has Spoken
@cat-purr-alt.bsky.social
Wanna-be humorist, occasional activist, pretend writer, unserious nihilist, creator of random things, and former burlesque performer riddled with ADHD. Take me back to my home planet, please 👽🛸
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D-O-N-O-T-G-O!
Rage against the dying glow!
~ Dylan Thomas, probably
Rage against the dying glow!
~ Dylan Thomas, probably
This is what I mean when I call for disobedience and disruption. It’s not violence I’m asking for, it’s protection. It’s sticking your neck out and saying NO, we will not stand quietly by and let this happen.
"After the warning, neighbors showed up and formed a human chain outside the church to guide parishioners home. NBC Chicago found more organizers doing the same for the beginning of the 6 p.m. mass..."
www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...
www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...
Chicago priest urges parishioners to leave mass with caution after ICE agents reported nearby
Chicago's Rogers Park community remained vigilant after reports of federal agents near a Catholic church during Sunday mass.
www.nbcchicago.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is what I mean when I call for disobedience and disruption. It’s not violence I’m asking for, it’s protection. It’s sticking your neck out and saying NO, we will not stand quietly by and let this happen.
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Damn, boy. Do you see a giant white sheet pinned to my wall?
Because you keep projecting.
Because you keep projecting.
June 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Damn, boy. Do you see a giant white sheet pinned to my wall?
Because you keep projecting.
Because you keep projecting.
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I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
You’re welcome. 😌
Avoid being bothered by wasps at your bbqs this weekend by putting a dab of jelly on a small child
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You’re welcome. 😌
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We won’t notice it at first
Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected
Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year
But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths
All because of two men
Trump and RFK, Jr
Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected
Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year
But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths
All because of two men
Trump and RFK, Jr
August 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We won’t notice it at first
Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected
Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year
But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths
All because of two men
Trump and RFK, Jr
Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected
Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year
But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths
All because of two men
Trump and RFK, Jr
Oh this one slaps.
Slaps me right in the GD FACE.
Slaps me right in the GD FACE.
No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN
August 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh this one slaps.
Slaps me right in the GD FACE.
Slaps me right in the GD FACE.
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The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.
August 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.
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Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless
But...
...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
But...
...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
Gavin Newsom: Awesome now, lousy for ‘28 | Will Bunch Newsletter
Plus, seriously, what is the deal with Trump’s health?
www.inquirer.com
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless
But...
...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
But...
...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
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MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe it’s butter
August 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe it’s butter
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Trump is attempting to strong-arm Americans by deploying the National Guard to 19 different states. Our response must be economic resistance; fight back by halting, or at the very least, drastically reducing our spending.
August 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trump is attempting to strong-arm Americans by deploying the National Guard to 19 different states. Our response must be economic resistance; fight back by halting, or at the very least, drastically reducing our spending.
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What if the earth is flat, the sky is flat and space is flat and the universe is a lasagne
August 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What if the earth is flat, the sky is flat and space is flat and the universe is a lasagne
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Getting mulched into an unidentifiable mass by an enraged hippo would fix me
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Getting mulched into an unidentifiable mass by an enraged hippo would fix me
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Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The country and the dollar are collapsing because most white Americans don't want any Black Americans to have healthcare and clean water
That's what happened last November
You can't convince me otherwise
That's what happened last November
You can't convince me otherwise
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The country and the dollar are collapsing because most white Americans don't want any Black Americans to have healthcare and clean water
That's what happened last November
You can't convince me otherwise
That's what happened last November
You can't convince me otherwise
Think you’re old?? I just googled “best applesauce.” Unpack THAT.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Think you’re old?? I just googled “best applesauce.” Unpack THAT.
More like…” I can’t find my glasses, where did I put my glasses” *dies*
[me in the apocalypse]
Me: oh no, my glasses broke!
Me: *dies*
Me: oh no, my glasses broke!
Me: *dies*
August 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
More like…” I can’t find my glasses, where did I put my glasses” *dies*
This. Exactly this. How do you replenish so that you can refill on the things you love??
A thing I just told a friend that maybe someone else needs to hear:
Sometimes when you are burned out by life, even things that refill your well can feel onerous. The well is SO dry it absorbs any water you put in.
Sometimes when you are burned out by life, even things that refill your well can feel onerous. The well is SO dry it absorbs any water you put in.
August 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This. Exactly this. How do you replenish so that you can refill on the things you love??
It’s time for a few small repairs, she said…
August 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s time for a few small repairs, she said…
Welcome to your life…
autocorrect changed fears to tears and now everybody wants to rule the world
August 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Welcome to your life…
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Peniaphobia - it’s not what you think it is
August 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Peniaphobia - it’s not what you think it is
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”