The Trash Heap Has Spoken
@cat-purr-alt.bsky.social
Wanna-be humorist, occasional activist, pretend writer, unserious nihilist, creator of random things, and former burlesque performer riddled with ADHD. Take me back to my home planet, please 👽🛸
Show 4 pictures from your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Show 4 pictures from your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You’re all wondering why I’m perennially single. Here’s me, flirting:
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You’re all wondering why I’m perennially single. Here’s me, flirting:
😅😅😅😅😅 only two tentacles left I’VE GOT THIS
January 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
😅😅😅😅😅 only two tentacles left I’VE GOT THIS
So relatable! I once had a winter so filled with Chef Boyardee I made a meme about it…
January 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So relatable! I once had a winter so filled with Chef Boyardee I made a meme about it…
Maybe this is why Biden isn’t issuing executive orders in his final days. Too busy watching the WiFi, according to this 9 year old artiste…
December 18, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Maybe this is why Biden isn’t issuing executive orders in his final days. Too busy watching the WiFi, according to this 9 year old artiste…
