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studied "math" at a "university"
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Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.

But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.

Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Just wanted to try and piggyback off this
I’m so bored can someone please send me a pic of their tits
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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They had contempt for Biden because they believed he had values; they have respect for Trump because they know he doesn't. Mentality of whipped dogs.
Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Ever since we did our Eric Adams episodes I keep getting Instagram ads for Turkish Airlines
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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More on the continuing purges at #NIH. Now 13 out of 27 institute directors have been gotten rid of. This is not normal. @jonathanwosen.bsky.social www.statnews.com/2025/12/27/n...
Director of NIH neurological disorders institute is ousted, adding to leadership churn
Walter Koroshetz, director of the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, will soon be leaving his role, STAT has learned. His departure
www.statnews.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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nobody could have known except most normal people
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Tfw you realize your email inbox has turned into the frickin' PubliSac.
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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My feed: Full of talented writers, artists, directors, and massively creative and brilliant people.

Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over.

This is not a criticism.
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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leftists on bluesky dot website. is this anything
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I will hold my hands up as an Avatar Hater, but I think it is because what we're struggling with, as a group, is that it is like being told 'three billion people are sexually attracted to forks'. It's not even that it is wrong, it's that I just don't really understand it at any level.
This, lol; and IMO it takes the form of ‘cultural impact’ debates because the movies are not entertainingly terrible or memorably bad, they’re just profoundly uninteresting, and the fact that they are technically well made only makes that more glaring
The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I understand that YouTube is the dominant cultural delivery method of our age but i genuinely don’t understand it. I don’t want video of my audio entertainment. I listen while I’m doing other things. I don’t even know what the use case would be for me.
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The frustrating thing about this bullshit is people like Will talk endlessly about how “sure America did bad stuff, but that’s not who we are anymore” and they’ll provide no evidence of that change but worse they won’t even acknowledge or learn about the “bad stuff” they’re saying America did.
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.
If you ever have the experience of seeing a night sky out in the deep countryside you can understand this; it really is a fundamentally different experience, and I can't imagine it not being formative to people.
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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The fact that someone running for office would apologize for creating discourse should be enough to earn your support
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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HHS is trying to force Seattle Children's into doing a Sophie's choice of abandoning trans youth or see kids with cancer or other serious illness have their coverage and care disrupted. That's what this is about.

Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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bari weiss minimized elon musk's heil hitler salute and let him sponsor free press events. she doesn't get to hide behind the antisemitism card and eve fartlow et al don't get to hide her behind one either.
What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace
The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM