@captainveg.bsky.social
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Someone's bluray is in the charity shop.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Someone's bluray is in the charity shop.
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A snippet of folklore for #Halloween 🎃
If you sit on a church porch at midnight on Halloween, you will see a procession of all the people who are destined to die in the parish during the next year 💀
#Wales #History
If you sit on a church porch at midnight on Halloween, you will see a procession of all the people who are destined to die in the parish during the next year 💀
#Wales #History
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A snippet of folklore for #Halloween 🎃
If you sit on a church porch at midnight on Halloween, you will see a procession of all the people who are destined to die in the parish during the next year 💀
#Wales #History
If you sit on a church porch at midnight on Halloween, you will see a procession of all the people who are destined to die in the parish during the next year 💀
#Wales #History
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social does your use of the phrase “pressure is a privilege” mean you’re a secret PCD 👀? #ElisandJohn #InsideEllandRoad
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@grahamsmyth.bsky.social does your use of the phrase “pressure is a privilege” mean you’re a secret PCD 👀? #ElisandJohn #InsideEllandRoad
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September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
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The problem with anti-woke comedy is that it has one (1) good critique: *some* lib comedians aren't funny, they just repeat their audience's values back to them. This is true! It's just that it's also true of *all* anti-woke comedy, which is intrinsically values-led and thus comedically stillborn.
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The problem with anti-woke comedy is that it has one (1) good critique: *some* lib comedians aren't funny, they just repeat their audience's values back to them. This is true! It's just that it's also true of *all* anti-woke comedy, which is intrinsically values-led and thus comedically stillborn.
Does @dan.thesquareball.net know that @berencross.bsky.social doesn’t work on the Leeds board? Getting a hammering on today’s pod #TSB 😂
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Does @dan.thesquareball.net know that @berencross.bsky.social doesn’t work on the Leeds board? Getting a hammering on today’s pod #TSB 😂
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This whole thread is a terrible/funny lesson in how doubling down when you are wrong about something and people have corrected you ends in the most abject humiliation.
Of all the strange interactions I've ever had on social media
A British person telling me that chicken ticket masala is British cuisine is really really high up there.
A British person telling me that chicken ticket masala is British cuisine is really really high up there.
September 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This whole thread is a terrible/funny lesson in how doubling down when you are wrong about something and people have corrected you ends in the most abject humiliation.
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a new American boss at the Standard in Hong Kong once fired multiple staff after they produced a newspaper mock-up for a colleague at a leaving do that read 'YOU'RE A CUNT BUT YOU'RE A GOOD CUNT" because he was so shocked
there's some regional UK usage of the familiar cunt but you wouldn't do it with strangers.
August 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
a new American boss at the Standard in Hong Kong once fired multiple staff after they produced a newspaper mock-up for a colleague at a leaving do that read 'YOU'RE A CUNT BUT YOU'RE A GOOD CUNT" because he was so shocked
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It’s almost too perfect that the billboard behind these two confused Waymos says STOP HIRING HUMANS
Yet another Wrong Way Waymo (15+) roboclot on a one-way street where Waymo has a small lot:
350 Pacific Ave, San Francisco
The farther robot is going the wrong way, which they've done right there before causing a roboclot. Both robots are uncrewed/driverless and clueless.
OP: tiktok.zarhairya
350 Pacific Ave, San Francisco
The farther robot is going the wrong way, which they've done right there before causing a roboclot. Both robots are uncrewed/driverless and clueless.
OP: tiktok.zarhairya
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s almost too perfect that the billboard behind these two confused Waymos says STOP HIRING HUMANS
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I just threw some bird seed on my lawn and now there are dozens of them out there which is amazing because I thought it would take ages for them to grow
July 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I just threw some bird seed on my lawn and now there are dozens of them out there which is amazing because I thought it would take ages for them to grow
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On holiday, I notice that there are wind turbines on the shore of Lake Garda, which very much makes me think that residents with a view of some incredibly mid Cotswold or other can put a sock in it.
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
On holiday, I notice that there are wind turbines on the shore of Lake Garda, which very much makes me think that residents with a view of some incredibly mid Cotswold or other can put a sock in it.
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Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.
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Chloe Fucking Kelly
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Chloe Fucking Kelly
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me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document
microsoft word: hold my beer
microsoft word: hold my beer
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
me: there’s nothing worse than opening a blank document
microsoft word: hold my beer
microsoft word: hold my beer
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Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
probably a good time to bring this back
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My lad's football team is looking for sponsorship, if anyone knows a business keen to tap into the sparsely-populated sidelines of grassroots Leeds football. A major growth sector, I'm certain.
June 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
My lad's football team is looking for sponsorship, if anyone knows a business keen to tap into the sparsely-populated sidelines of grassroots Leeds football. A major growth sector, I'm certain.
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Does Lumiere's face melt the longer the candle burns and does Beast have to replace his head every day, if so at what point does the candle become sentient and does the old one die or is the old wax a copy of his trapped soul?
No, I meant any questions about the job
No, I meant any questions about the job
June 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Does Lumiere's face melt the longer the candle burns and does Beast have to replace his head every day, if so at what point does the candle become sentient and does the old one die or is the old wax a copy of his trapped soul?
No, I meant any questions about the job
No, I meant any questions about the job
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In LA we have a DJ at the airport lounge
June 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In LA we have a DJ at the airport lounge
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from "no good deed goes unpunished" article
June 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
from "no good deed goes unpunished" article
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A terrifying escalation:
June 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A terrifying escalation: