Malcolm Wood
@woodmally1979.bsky.social
Trekkie Yorkshireman and all round geek. My pronouns are He/Him
I've seen how bad hospital and school food is. So they probably already do serve British food.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've seen how bad hospital and school food is. So they probably already do serve British food.
I couldnt have put it better Ralph
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I couldnt have put it better Ralph
There is another UK T word that may be applicable here.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There is another UK T word that may be applicable here.
Someone mentioned Boris Karloff. It was years before I realised he wasn’t a famous chess player.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone mentioned Boris Karloff. It was years before I realised he wasn’t a famous chess player.
So United are playing at home against Portsmouth. I’m in the away pub. They’re the most Pompey lot you could get. No surprise where they are from.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So United are playing at home against Portsmouth. I’m in the away pub. They’re the most Pompey lot you could get. No surprise where they are from.
Happy Whale-iversary
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy Whale-iversary
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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Why is everyone suddenly scrutinising something that happened when I was at school forty odd years ago? It’s almost as though I was trying to be Prime Minister and people want to know who they fuck they would be letting run the country.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why is everyone suddenly scrutinising something that happened when I was at school forty odd years ago? It’s almost as though I was trying to be Prime Minister and people want to know who they fuck they would be letting run the country.
In case I forget Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In case I forget Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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roddenberry entertainment: we want a star trek future! 😘
also roddenberry entertainment: *drains a fucking lake to make a shitty image of a pie with a delta on it*
also roddenberry entertainment: *drains a fucking lake to make a shitty image of a pie with a delta on it*
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
roddenberry entertainment: we want a star trek future! 😘
also roddenberry entertainment: *drains a fucking lake to make a shitty image of a pie with a delta on it*
also roddenberry entertainment: *drains a fucking lake to make a shitty image of a pie with a delta on it*
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super weird to claim you want a roddenberry future and then use GenAI in all of your organizations' social posts
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
super weird to claim you want a roddenberry future and then use GenAI in all of your organizations' social posts
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When you finish your shift at the OBR
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When you finish your shift at the OBR
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I'm old enough to remember Labour suspending its own MPs who voted to scrap the two-child benefit cap ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm old enough to remember Labour suspending its own MPs who voted to scrap the two-child benefit cap ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
@christrekkin.bsky.social can I hear Irish cheering for joy here in Sheffield…..oh it’s just @seanferrick.bsky.social geting very very excited 🇮🇪
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@christrekkin.bsky.social can I hear Irish cheering for joy here in Sheffield…..oh it’s just @seanferrick.bsky.social geting very very excited 🇮🇪
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Remember, *nobody* knows what's in this budget until Martin Lewis has done his sums.
We have to wait until tomorrow 😉🤣
We have to wait until tomorrow 😉🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Remember, *nobody* knows what's in this budget until Martin Lewis has done his sums.
We have to wait until tomorrow 😉🤣
We have to wait until tomorrow 😉🤣
Well we havent mastered the art of walking through closed doors yet Tokyo so yep we still do.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Well we havent mastered the art of walking through closed doors yet Tokyo so yep we still do.
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Keir Starmer: "The Chancellor will set out the Budget in just a few minutes time."
In fact, the OBR did it just a few minutes ago.
In fact, the OBR did it just a few minutes ago.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Keir Starmer: "The Chancellor will set out the Budget in just a few minutes time."
In fact, the OBR did it just a few minutes ago.
In fact, the OBR did it just a few minutes ago.
Keir Starmer reading the OBR budget early after it got leaked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Keir Starmer reading the OBR budget early after it got leaked.
An awesome meme from our community leader! Non British friends basically the OBR has leaked the Chancellors budget early.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
An awesome meme from our community leader! Non British friends basically the OBR has leaked the Chancellors budget early.
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obr[ien] must suffer
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
obr[ien] must suffer
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Hope Elizabeth is having a great first day at the Office of Budgetary Responsibility.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Hope Elizabeth is having a great first day at the Office of Budgetary Responsibility.
If your thinking your day is bad. Spare a thought for Rachel. Her budget got leaked early. order-order.com/2025/11/26/l...
LEAKED IN FULL: OBR'S WINTER BUDGET FORECASTS
"A set of personal tax changes which increase receipts by £14.9 billion in 2029-30, including: • freezing personal tax and employer National Insurance
order-order.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If your thinking your day is bad. Spare a thought for Rachel. Her budget got leaked early. order-order.com/2025/11/26/l...