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Cameron “Election Enjoyer” Suey
@cameronsuey.com
Creator of @observableradio.com
Freelance Writer and Narrative Designer
fmr: Avengers, Tomb Raiders, Star Warses

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biz: cameronsuey.com
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Hey so, today is my last day at Crystal Dynamics apparently. I joined the company in 2018 to work on Marvel's Avengers and it's been the longest (and best) job I've ever had. It now means I'm looking for work, so if you know of any senior writer/narrative designer positions please send them my way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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AOC has a better shot at 2028 than Newsom does, that prick already threw in his lot with the rightwing podcasters and the transphobes.

Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
2028 watch: The most effective ad for Prop 50 came not from Gavin Newsom. It came from AOC.
-Super PAC Future Forward found that Ocasio-Cortez's direct-to-camera ad did better than ads featuring Newsom — Prop 50's chief cheerleader — and Barack Obama.
www.axios.com/2025/11/16/a...
Scoop: AOC's ad outscores Newsom's in California redistricting campaign
The report is a sign the progressive star could be a formidable opponent against Newsom — even in his home state — in a presidential primary.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Let their redemption tours lead them only into obsolescent humiliation. The first rats off the ship are still fucking rats.
I will never fucking hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you insane
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every time you read “private equity” you should replace it with “a murderous vampire who shall be slain by my hand” and then start sharpening your stakes.
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Stock trading as a concept should have been banned and erased from society after the tulip bulb crash
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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and yet the intensity of reporting around trump and affordability has not reached 1/10000th the intensity it had under biden. the msm is not emphasizing this issue and its because theyre trying to help trump and the gop.
“A Washington Post-ABC News-Pisos poll from October found that 71% of American adults say they're spending more money on groceries compared to a year ago.”
“Voters often blame the guy in the Oval Office for their problems, and right now, that guy is Trump. He's learning a lesson the Biden team did: You can't insist your way to a good economy.” www.businessinsider.com/trump-bigges...
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Since I evidently still have the critical acclaim juice, if you know of anyone who needs a narrative/content/game designer with technical and management skills, 15 years of experience, acclaim in related fields, and has some other fancy awards like being a Forbes 30 under 30, I’m your guy!
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views

we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive

you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So many of the grotesque withered goblins in maga orbit are the same fucking age as me but seem to have been forced to drink from the wrong grail at some point.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I genuinely cannot suggest this book enough, I run DND for 10 to 12-year-olds at a local game store and I’ve been using these adaptable one pagers over and over again. Every word and image is evocative, and they can just as easily become a complete campaign.
Trilemma Adventures Compendium is the DTRPG deal of the day! This 2x ENnie award-winning book has 55 two-page adventure sites that you can immediately drop into your fantasy setting, or use as part of the embedded campaign setting. All for a measly nine bucks?!

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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this is a hell of a deal - there's so much weird/unsettling/fascinating/enwondering content in this book. if you're into osr-type stuff, vancian fancy, ultraviolet grasslands etc you'll recoup that nine bucks of value in about 15min of reading, methinks.
Trilemma Adventures Compendium is the DTRPG deal of the day! This 2x ENnie award-winning book has 55 two-page adventure sites that you can immediately drop into your fantasy setting, or use as part of the embedded campaign setting. All for a measly nine bucks?!

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I needed time to process, but after 4 years my time at Crystal Dynamics abruptly came to an end last Thursday.
If you see any postings for a mid to senior-level Producer, please keep me in mind. I'll also be sharing posts from other amazing people who were impacted.
www.linkedin.com/in/samanthad...
Samantha Dobes - Crystal Dynamics | LinkedIn
A collaborative Producer with a passion for sustainable process, metric-driven… · Experience: Crystal Dynamics · Education: Washington State University · Location: United States · 403 connections on L...
www.linkedin.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I still can’t get over how they made grandma not give a shit about Charlie’s basketball game. What a shitty ghost.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Branson’s sketch of me as, I think, a koala bear, is one of my prize possessions, and you should be motivated by envy to get yourself one.
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Everyday Americans also have identities I think
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I have a suggestion no one will like

Incidentally, flu deaths plummeted in winter 2020.

I wonder what people were wearing over their faces that helped stop the spread. I guess we'll never know; the practice appears lost to time.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Prosecute social murder like the mass murder that it is.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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We didn't kill nearly enough Nazis following the end of WWII, by many orders of magnitude.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔

if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫

i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM