Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running.
I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
twitch.tv/redwunz
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX
I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
twitch.tv/redwunz
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX
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Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
· Jun 18
Accidentally bought Mangum condoms, now my dick looks like an aeroplane over the sea.
China cannot buy this country fast enough
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
China cannot buy this country fast enough
Snow? In November? In South Carolina? What the wtf?!
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Snow? In November? In South Carolina? What the wtf?!
If I ever meet Nate Silver in person I’m going to take his lunch money.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I ever meet Nate Silver in person I’m going to take his lunch money.
Going live tonight at 7 pm EST with some Blood Bowl 3! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/redwunz
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Going live tonight at 7 pm EST with some Blood Bowl 3! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/redwunz
A game for sickos, no doubt
I love a 2-0 score, it’s disgusting
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A game for sickos, no doubt
Who up destroying they desktop?
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Who up destroying they desktop?
This is what caused the Horus Heresy.
God is an atheist
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is what caused the Horus Heresy.
Proposal: Replace Cletus the football robot with a pylon cam wearing a little umbrella
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Proposal: Replace Cletus the football robot with a pylon cam wearing a little umbrella
Man, Starfield sure did suck, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Man, Starfield sure did suck, huh?
Some college football Blood Bowl teams:
Transylvania State (vampires)
Hex Us Tech (Necromantic)
B(ig) Y(ucky and) U(gly) (Nurgle)
Transylvania State (vampires)
Hex Us Tech (Necromantic)
B(ig) Y(ucky and) U(gly) (Nurgle)
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some college football Blood Bowl teams:
Transylvania State (vampires)
Hex Us Tech (Necromantic)
B(ig) Y(ucky and) U(gly) (Nurgle)
Transylvania State (vampires)
Hex Us Tech (Necromantic)
B(ig) Y(ucky and) U(gly) (Nurgle)
”People don’t like us because we treat our employees badly! What can we do?”
“Quick! start treating them even worse!”
“Quick! start treating them even worse!”
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
”People don’t like us because we treat our employees badly! What can we do?”
“Quick! start treating them even worse!”
“Quick! start treating them even worse!”
It’s so funny to me that passenger sedans used to be longer than a hummer. Tex Avery-ass vehicles.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s so funny to me that passenger sedans used to be longer than a hummer. Tex Avery-ass vehicles.
“Eh. It’s a living” -The spiders
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Eh. It’s a living” -The spiders
🎶I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Yeah, I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Listen to Chapo Traphouse may-be with meee!
Ooooooo-ooooo🎶
Yeah, I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Listen to Chapo Traphouse may-be with meee!
Ooooooo-ooooo🎶
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🎶I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Yeah, I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Listen to Chapo Traphouse may-be with meee!
Ooooooo-ooooo🎶
Yeah, I’m just a dirtbag left-ist baby
Listen to Chapo Traphouse may-be with meee!
Ooooooo-ooooo🎶
I was a Teenage Godzilla
An American Godzilla in London
In the company of Godzillas
An American Godzilla in London
In the company of Godzillas
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was a Teenage Godzilla
An American Godzilla in London
In the company of Godzillas
An American Godzilla in London
In the company of Godzillas
When you break up with your lich bf and he begs you to take him back
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When you break up with your lich bf and he begs you to take him back
See that guy? His name is Blood Man. All his sons are one wrong move away from being crazy vampires. Fucking awesome dude, he helped me move once.
Me nudging Sanguinius and showing him my phone
We Don't Call 9-1-1
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
See that guy? His name is Blood Man. All his sons are one wrong move away from being crazy vampires. Fucking awesome dude, he helped me move once.
My go-to order at Waffle House is a bacon cheeseburger with hash browns on it. I’m already at WaHo, might as well take it to the limit.
i'm so glad we can all agree that hash browns are the best thing about breakfast
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My go-to order at Waffle House is a bacon cheeseburger with hash browns on it. I’m already at WaHo, might as well take it to the limit.
Now Frankenstein‘s monster. there’s a five-tool player. He’s made out of five different one-tool players.
Analyzing film of Dracula's progressions, checkdowns etc. His movement and arm strength are great but his game management is not yet elite
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Now Frankenstein‘s monster. there’s a five-tool player. He’s made out of five different one-tool players.
Really? ALL your friends love a lowrider? You sure about that?
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Really? ALL your friends love a lowrider? You sure about that?
It simply isn’t fair that octopus have such short live spans.
I don’t know much about this channel, but this short video of teaching an octopus is very moving youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It simply isn’t fair that octopus have such short live spans.
*nodding sagely*
people admire Dracula because of all the monsters he’s the one who got it figured it
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*nodding sagely*
I can’t believe Nintendo didn’t sue the creators of Real Steel for their blatant ripoff of the classic Virtual Boy game “Teleroboxer”
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I can’t believe Nintendo didn’t sue the creators of Real Steel for their blatant ripoff of the classic Virtual Boy game “Teleroboxer”
“I must‘ve went a weird way”
Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I must‘ve went a weird way”
Folks, what do we think?
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Folks, what do we think?