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Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
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Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running.

I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
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This is like ad copy written by Peggy Hill
A Walgreens graphic that reads “It all starts aqui” then “#1 Hispanic brands”
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Who up destroying they desktop?
The start screen/selection screen from Desktop Destroyer
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Folks, what do we think?
Selfie of me, thin white male with brown hair and a moustache with beard stubble
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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#LastFourWatched
My last four watched movies on Letterboxd: They Live, The Masque of the Red Death, The Most Dangerous Game, and House of Usher
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I couldn’t sleep last night so I made a Blood Bowl version of every single NFL team by division
AFC East New Angerland Slaytriots - Khorne Tuffalo Kills - Choas Renegades Skyjammer Ball-Flings - High Elf New Old York Brets - Bretonnian AFC North Gitzburgh Steel-Toes - Black Orc All-the-more Cravens - Shambling Undead Sin-sinnaughty Strangles - Dark Elf Leafland Crowns - Wood Elf AFC South Handmethemapolis Bolts - Elven Union Jurassicville Jacked ‘Saurs - Lizardmen Juiced ’n’ Hexed ‘uns - Shambling Undead Tiny Wee Titans - Snotling AFC West Grandview Honchos - Human Nobility Dirty Frisco Bargers - Nurgle Scramble City Squeeks - Skaven Goatland Haters - Chaos Chosen NFC East Phil’n’Elfia Eagles - Old World Alliance Dead Last Foulboys - Goblin Waaaghington Demanders - Orc Old York Tyrants - Ogre NFC North Greenskin Packrats - Underworld Denizens Detwah Leons - Bretonnian Shank’n’Gore Beards - Chaos Dwarf ManThassaLotta Vikings - Norse NFC South Scamper Bay Lucky Beards - Gnome Scary Wino Vampyrs - Vampire Atlantis Falconeers - High Elf New Horrorleans Haints - Necromantic Horror NFC West Beard Battlin’ Ballhawks - Dwarf LA (Look-attable) Gams - Amazon Banned from Frisco Haughty Whiners - Halfling Pharaoh’s Own Hard-as-Nails - Tomb Kings
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Why yes, I do work at a pharmacy in the south, why do you ask?
An orange pharmacy bottle labeled “Sweet Tea”. It is indeed filled with sweet tea
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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that’s a good fuckin skircle if do say so myself.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Me when I’m wronged by someone
A cropped skeet from Busy Wyvern that reads “New Quest: retribution!”
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Found a guy
Tiny gecko in an orange prescription vial (I released him outside in the bushes)
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Alle donne non piace il veicolo
A sketch of Leonardo da Vinci’s aerial screw
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Onion headline reading “Archaeologist tired of unearthing unspeakable ancient evils”. The image below the headline shows an archaeologist looking nonplussed as ghostly skeletons fly past him into the sky
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It’s that time of year. There’s a chill in the air, theres leaves on the ground. Folks, it’s Blood Bowl season
The original box art for Blood Bowl, featuring orcs, ogres, and humans playing American football against each other
October 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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A picture of Candyman from the movie Candyman. The original, not the remake also titled Candyman. Oh shi-
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Starting Noirvember off the right way, with some Kurosawa
Japanese movie poster for Akira Kurosawa’s Stray Dog. The poster features the three main characters looking dramatic. They are two male police detectives and a young woman in a swimsuit
September 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Are you ready for some sportsball!?
League header for my fantasy football team “T+T 5ever”
August 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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LOGGING ON
A frog wizard with superimposed text that reads “I’m about to cause a ruckus”
August 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Drop some hats
Side profile pic of myself (thin, Caucasian male with brown hair and facial hair) wearing a floral print shirt and a navy blue flannel ball cap
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Madvillainy by Madvillain
Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens
Treats by Sleigh Bells
LP 1 by FKA Twigs
Madvillainy Tea for the Tillerman Sleigh Bells LP 1
August 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This is who runs this account
Retro comic book panel depicting a “Giant walking eye” claiming that it “relays what it sees to its body hiding in a nearby cave.” The eye looks anxious and is shedding two tears
August 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Is he helping?
My Samoyed, Shio, standing in front of the grill, looking out of frame. There’s a pan full of meat waiting to be cooked.
July 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Report: Total War with the boyz was a success. And I was wrong to ever question my love of the evil ratmen.
A piece of colorful old-school Warhammer Fantasy art depicting a hoard of Skaven (evil ratmen who hate everything and everyone including each other)
July 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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How I would dress if money wasn’t an issue
A gentleman wearing a tan Japanese style haori jacket made in a skull shape over a black shirt and billowy black pants. His shoes are high top sneakers, also with a skull motif. Below the main image are smaller images of the haori, showing the sick eyeball design on the back.
June 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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My doctor said I wasn’t getting enough microplastics in my diet, so he gave me this supplement.
A 1 pound bottle of Sodium Polystyrene powder
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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The duality of man
Two posts, right next to each other. One is @lockwilford.com saying “I’m taking a nap” and the other is @hausofholes saying “honestly, ready for a nap”
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM