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please be nice to me i’m trying to find my glasses
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2025
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Me, to my friends with European passports
March 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Right wing tariffcels make sense to me because American conservatism hates life itself. Left wing tariffcels are idiots at best and first world chauvinists at worst (and bad at that!). “Uhhh the US should destroy Cambodian society a second time so Americans can go to the textile factories” dumbass.
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It’s one supply chain, Michael. How long could it take to recreate? 2-3 months?
April 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
2025
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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a lot of the people behind this clusterfuck literally believe that a machine God will be born and all material concerns will fade away
April 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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welcome back hoover and mellon
tariff plan is going well I see
April 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A lot of "post-left" personalities like Brand claim they were pushed away from the left but were in fact drawn to the right as a means of escaping accountability for their own actions
Russell Brand has spent the past few years aligning himself with the American right as allegations of sexual violence were made public against him. He knew he would find defenders and protection among their ranks. That should tell you everything you need to know about what the party represents
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m sure it’s nothing, probably best chalk it up as Just One Of Those Things
It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
April 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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in my garage making a branding iron that says CENTRIST and realizing too late you have to make it backwards
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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(wearily slicing a translucent sliver of a bean mickey mouse style) everything's computer lol. remember when he said that
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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ChatGPT's human form looks like he's about to tell you to watch The Wire
April 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Verhoeven country
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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i can get 3 refurbished gameboys for that price, meaning that i can play one in one hand each and the third with my left foot while i balance on the right. thats a level of haptic and physical challenge & gameplay modern consoles cant match
yall $450 has not been "an expensive console" for 15 years, what are you all on about
April 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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One interesting thing I've noticed is that people with a background in finance are downplaying the tariffs, and the economists I know are basically on suicide watch. Do with that information what you will but, imo, econs are much better suited to analyze the macro effects of a situation like this.
April 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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"we tried to warn you!"

no, you carefully explained why you don't care for marginalized people. you support genocide. effective wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured us that we were actually doing well. lol
April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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oh no shit the atlantic had something absolutely horrific to say about covid precautions no wayyyy *turns into a pile of gravy*
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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No kings! No emperors!
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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its a banana michael. how much could it possibly cost? [penderecki starts playing eerily in the background] we are going to find out together michael
April 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM