Cala
@calastorylord.bsky.social
35 - Non-Binary - SC, USA | Gynesexual | They/Them
Technical Designer at City of Gamers.
My opinions are my own.
Help a cutie survive: https://ko-fi.com/calastorylord
This account is #NSFW.
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DMs open.
Open to FFXIV gpose collabs.
Technical Designer at City of Gamers.
My opinions are my own.
Help a cutie survive: https://ko-fi.com/calastorylord
This account is #NSFW.
🔞MINORS DNF🔞
DMs open.
Open to FFXIV gpose collabs.
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Cala
@calastorylord.bsky.social
· Mar 19
Hi, I'm Cala, a game designer who supports sex workers, furries, accessibility, trans rights, LGBTQIA+, and the right to choose what you do with your body.
I like stories and puns. I play RPG games like FFXIV, Legend of Heroes, and Assassin's Creed.
I also read a lot of web novels.
Lettuce chat.
I like stories and puns. I play RPG games like FFXIV, Legend of Heroes, and Assassin's Creed.
I also read a lot of web novels.
Lettuce chat.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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no idea what my most woke opinion is.
maybe "if you embrace the confederacy's legacy as your personality you should be personally materially responsible for truly ruinous amounts of slavery reparations"?
"public goods like health care and utilities should be run only by nonprofit entities"?
maybe "if you embrace the confederacy's legacy as your personality you should be personally materially responsible for truly ruinous amounts of slavery reparations"?
"public goods like health care and utilities should be run only by nonprofit entities"?
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
no idea what my most woke opinion is.
maybe "if you embrace the confederacy's legacy as your personality you should be personally materially responsible for truly ruinous amounts of slavery reparations"?
"public goods like health care and utilities should be run only by nonprofit entities"?
maybe "if you embrace the confederacy's legacy as your personality you should be personally materially responsible for truly ruinous amounts of slavery reparations"?
"public goods like health care and utilities should be run only by nonprofit entities"?
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
Ever since playing the Bladesong demo ( @bladesonggame.bsky.social ), I've been getting youtube recommendations about forging blades. Definitely not disappointed, it's been very interesting. And also, the Bladesong demo has helped me understand the process so much more.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ever since playing the Bladesong demo ( @bladesonggame.bsky.social ), I've been getting youtube recommendations about forging blades. Definitely not disappointed, it's been very interesting. And also, the Bladesong demo has helped me understand the process so much more.
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THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
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I love this because it's potentially The Answer.
Games are struggling because we're in a hit-driven market. Make a hit and Steam will push it. Make a hit and media will cover it. That's great... if you have a hit.
But how does everyone else survive?
@falconeerdev.bsky.social has found a way.
Games are struggling because we're in a hit-driven market. Make a hit and Steam will push it. Make a hit and media will cover it. That's great... if you have a hit.
But how does everyone else survive?
@falconeerdev.bsky.social has found a way.
As viral hits like Escape from Duckov and Megabonk change the industry, Falconeer developer Tomas Sala has had to find another way to survive www.eurogamer.net/as-viral-hit...
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I love this because it's potentially The Answer.
Games are struggling because we're in a hit-driven market. Make a hit and Steam will push it. Make a hit and media will cover it. That's great... if you have a hit.
But how does everyone else survive?
@falconeerdev.bsky.social has found a way.
Games are struggling because we're in a hit-driven market. Make a hit and Steam will push it. Make a hit and media will cover it. That's great... if you have a hit.
But how does everyone else survive?
@falconeerdev.bsky.social has found a way.
Hanging out with a friend at the local bathhouse. This place is in a different ward from my private estate, but still close enough that it's really easy to reach and makes for a wonderful hangout spot while afk, or otherwise doing stuff.
It's open 24/7.
#gposers #elezen #ElezenHours #elf
It's open 24/7.
#gposers #elezen #ElezenHours #elf
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hanging out with a friend at the local bathhouse. This place is in a different ward from my private estate, but still close enough that it's really easy to reach and makes for a wonderful hangout spot while afk, or otherwise doing stuff.
It's open 24/7.
#gposers #elezen #ElezenHours #elf
It's open 24/7.
#gposers #elezen #ElezenHours #elf
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what do we call a government with a permanently suspended or frozen parliament that is currently being ruled by decree through a singular executive and his unelected court
Speaker Johnson is officially keeping the House in recess again next week. This will be the eighth consecutive week the House has been out of session. The chamber hasn't met since Sept. 19. Adelita Grijalva, who was elected on Sept. 23, has not been sworn in.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what do we call a government with a permanently suspended or frozen parliament that is currently being ruled by decree through a singular executive and his unelected court
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Been a while since i shared my trans & non binary starter pack
Help out by reposting to give some creators and businesses a boost 💙
Trans people are doing it tough so this helps lots
go.bsky.app/4DUhFUd
Help out by reposting to give some creators and businesses a boost 💙
Trans people are doing it tough so this helps lots
go.bsky.app/4DUhFUd
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Been a while since i shared my trans & non binary starter pack
Help out by reposting to give some creators and businesses a boost 💙
Trans people are doing it tough so this helps lots
go.bsky.app/4DUhFUd
Help out by reposting to give some creators and businesses a boost 💙
Trans people are doing it tough so this helps lots
go.bsky.app/4DUhFUd
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We could do all of these things now. We could have actioned them all already.
The fact we haven't is a choice.
The fact we haven't is a choice.
and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We could do all of these things now. We could have actioned them all already.
The fact we haven't is a choice.
The fact we haven't is a choice.
Granted, I took a break after reaching max level in Heavens Ward, and came back after Endwalker was released, but still, definitely, been a bit w/ my main.
#ffxiv
#ffxiv
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Granted, I took a break after reaching max level in Heavens Ward, and came back after Endwalker was released, but still, definitely, been a bit w/ my main.
#ffxiv
#ffxiv
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Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Stop sharing AI slop.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.
But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
Starting up stream again, since my new job apparently starts next week instead.
www.twitch.tv/cala_storylord
Doing more Tavern Keeper - though keeping the mic and webcam off today. Will still be active in chat.
#Stream #TavernKeeper
www.twitch.tv/cala_storylord
Doing more Tavern Keeper - though keeping the mic and webcam off today. Will still be active in chat.
#Stream #TavernKeeper
Cala_Storylord - Twitch
Checking out Tavern Keeper
www.twitch.tv
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Starting up stream again, since my new job apparently starts next week instead.
www.twitch.tv/cala_storylord
Doing more Tavern Keeper - though keeping the mic and webcam off today. Will still be active in chat.
#Stream #TavernKeeper
www.twitch.tv/cala_storylord
Doing more Tavern Keeper - though keeping the mic and webcam off today. Will still be active in chat.
#Stream #TavernKeeper
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After weeks of teasing, I'm very excited to officially show you all:
Gameplay of Calico Wilder!
I've been working with @waveparadigm.com, @littlenorwegians.bsky.social, and some friends to build the first of Calico's adventures, and I'm super thrilled with how it's coming along!
#indiegame #gamedev
Gameplay of Calico Wilder!
I've been working with @waveparadigm.com, @littlenorwegians.bsky.social, and some friends to build the first of Calico's adventures, and I'm super thrilled with how it's coming along!
#indiegame #gamedev
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
After weeks of teasing, I'm very excited to officially show you all:
Gameplay of Calico Wilder!
I've been working with @waveparadigm.com, @littlenorwegians.bsky.social, and some friends to build the first of Calico's adventures, and I'm super thrilled with how it's coming along!
#indiegame #gamedev
Gameplay of Calico Wilder!
I've been working with @waveparadigm.com, @littlenorwegians.bsky.social, and some friends to build the first of Calico's adventures, and I'm super thrilled with how it's coming along!
#indiegame #gamedev
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Titti Armpitti Tuesday for the freaks
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Titti Armpitti Tuesday for the freaks
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