Be Witty
bwhitti.bsky.social
Be Witty
@bwhitti.bsky.social
I don't say much.
Mostly here to read and like your skeets.
Otherwise, will talk about Clemson, Atlanta Restaurants, Food/Cooking/Restaurants, Atlanta Happenings, College Football, TV/Movies, and whatever else seems fun.
I'm sure Clemson fans will be completely rational about Denson all off season
(QB1, Golden Tigers!)
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bowl Eligable!! Go Tigers 🐅
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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we’re debating the politics of the south once again and I once again remind you the divide is not north / south it’s urban / rural
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.

I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA fuck all y’all go Tigers
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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We (the world at large) are making enough fucking babies. We're cool on the babies. We need to start FEEDING the babies and VACCINATING the babies and WELCOMING the babies to various places, but we have babies out the wazoo. They just might have different melanin levels
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Can’t emphasize how much this is true. Your ability to generate attention is your most marketable skill as a writer, for better or worse. Especially right now. If you hate someone but keep sharing their articles, the people who employ them look at that and go “hey, they’re always in the convo”
if you hate the writer, do not share the writer's articles. people clicking on the articles is how the writer gets paid. "how do THEY still have a job in journalism, when so many talented people are being laid of?!" you, because of you. you are why.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Tonight was the inaugural ride of our new home buyout program. We connect with vendors too scared to be out, and we purchase from them at home. Tonight we bought 250 tamales, divided into 3 teams to deliver all over the city to folks on the street, Love Fridges, and a youth shelter.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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are renewables better for the environment than fossil fuels? yes. is it cheaper? also yes. is it less dangerous to extract? yes, significantly.

but you've gotta understand if we switched, the people who are currently wealthy would not be as wealthy
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Americans will never truly embrace any kind of substantial societal betterment until we stop thinking of poverty as a punishment that was earned. This “deservedness” is the seed of morality that grows in a capitalist mindset and that permeates everything from education to politics to worship.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Happy Godzilla Day to one and all. Today, on the King of the Monsters’ 71st birthday, please reflect and ask yourself “What is Godzilla’s plan for MY life, and how can I join him in his work?”
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Here in Atlanta yesterday, more than 2,000 people waited in their cars—one woman for 14 hours—for a box of food. The giveaway ended early; there wasn't enough to go around.

Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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every OpenAI commercial is like “hey dumbass your brain is terrible, use this fake one that we stole from other people that also doesn’t quite work right”
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I think about this in how the guy who ran MySpace sold his company and then traveled the world doing photography, while the guy who runs Facebook never let it go and has gone out of his way to destroy democracy in order to gain more power.
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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New feature: Dabo’s well-done steak, Drinkwitz’s crispy bacon, Deion’s red velvet cake

I talked to in-house executive chefs at Georgia, Colorado, LSU, Mizzou and Clemson about their unique jobs, cooking for hundreds of players, coaches’ palates and more: www.espn.com/college-foot...
A well-done steak for Deion, medium for Dabo: How CFB chefs please everyone's palates
What goes into being a chef for a Power 4 football team, or a high-profile coach like Deion Sanders?
www.espn.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Big Boi, a member of hip hop duo OutKast, will kick off Decatur WatchFest ‘26 activities with a free concert on June 11, on the Decatur Square.
Big Boi headlining Decatur WatchFest concert in June 2026
Big Boi, a former member of OutKast, will kick off Decatur WatchFest ‘26 activities with a free concert on June 11 on the Decatur Square. The FIFA World Cup begins its matches on June 11 and runs thro...
www.decaturish.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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we went nearly 40 years without that particular bonehead thing happening and then President Deals did it three times
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM