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matt @bungouhoh.bsky.social · Dec 13
TOTAL VICTORY FOR MANKIND! DEATH’S UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER IS GUARANTEED!
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brucemackay.bsky.social
LORT!
August 30, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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big-iron.bsky.social
Pussy so good you give her the Serpent's Eye for a mere night
conanquotes.bsky.social Conan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · Aug 9
Rexor says that you gave it to a girl. Probably for a mere night's pleasure? What a loss.
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight text says "in case you forgot, i'm andrew cuomo, son of mario, grandson of andrea" elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight text says "welcome to the heavyweight bout, zohran mamdani" elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight text says "this is a two man race. you look tired already" elden ring cutscene of the second phase of godrick the grafted's boss fight text says "it's just the second round"
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
okay
It Didn’t Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN’T Play Basketball A TTRPG about losing a crucial sports game to a golden retriever By Grant Howitt It was 1997. You were just a kid; in over your head, caught up in events beyond your control. You trained so hard to make the school basketball team - and against all odds, you made it to the final! It felt like your entire life was leading up to this moment. Things might not have been great at home since your parents split up - and you’d been struggling with classes, sure - but here, on the court, with your team-mates, things made sense. And then that fucking dog arrived. The referee let the opposition have it on their team. Like it was a human boy. (Fucking thing was wearing shoes.) You and your friends laughed at it, of course, because you didn’t know - but that morning, before the dog got involved, was as good as your life was ever going to get. You never made it to the college leagues, like you’d planned; shit, you’ve not been able to hold down any job for more than a few months. Every partner you’ve ever had left you. Your mother can barely look you in the eye. That dog was the best basketball player that the Washington Under-14’s State Championship had ever seen. And now, thirty years later, it’s come back to ruin your life again.
August 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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homievulgaris.bsky.social
Mail Mindset
July 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
That’s why this grindset stuff is bullshit. You aren’t becoming the perfect human reading AI summaries of books and micromanaging every moment of the day, you are becoming the perfect vessel for value to be created and extracted from, you have destroyed yourself.
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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tiredgenerally.bsky.social
dems to rurals: “this is real america, not the dirty cities (ew). football, cornfields, county fairs. here’s a trillion dollars”

GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals”

rural elections:

[dem🟦] 7%
[rep🟥] 91%
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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babadookspinoza.bsky.social
Call your representatives and tell them to go fuck themselves.
December 4, 2023 at 10:25 PM
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jucikadaily.bsky.social
June 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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riseupcomus.bsky.social
Y'all know this account is like 50% RPGs/50% yelling about Tolkien. Time for some Tolkien hollering today.

A thread of me yelling about what I like about two Tolkien illustrators: Anato Finnstark and Denis Gordeev.

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June 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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chrispwolf.bsky.social
OSR: My fighter is a perv weeb. Hey DM, what do nunchucks cost?

Storygames: Every time you act on a shameful desire, gain a self-loathing point. During Physical Confrontations, you may spend a self-loathing point to gain Momentum.

Trad: Yeah I take Sex Pest and flip those 15 points into Karate.
Excerpt from GURPS LITE: Lecherousness* -15 points You have an unusually strong desire for romance. Make a self-control roll whenever in more than the briefest contact with an appealing member of the sex you find attractive - at -5 if this person is Handsome/Beautiful, or at -10 if Very Handsome/Very Beautiful. If you fail, you must make a “pass,” using whatever wiles and skills you can bring to bear. Excerpt from GURPS Lite: Karate (DX/H) Default: None. This skill represents any advanced training at unarmed striking, not just the Okinawan martial art of karate. Roll against Karate to hit with a punch (at no -4 for the “off” hand), or Karate-2 to hit with a kick. Karate improves damage: if you know Karate at DX level, add +1 per die to basic thrust damage when you calculate damage with Karate attacks: punches, kicks, elbow strikes, etc. Add +2 per die if you know Karate at DX+1 or better!
May 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bungouhoh.bsky.social
Until Bluesky implements bookmarks I will continue using reposts instead
May 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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nohr.se
So this interview was a blast. We were meant to talk about my short story The Goblin. That we did, but we ended up talking even more about artistry/craft in general, creative communities and process -as- art. Give it a listen if you're into that sort of thing.
radicaledward.bsky.social edward rathke @radicaledward.bsky.social · May 21
Big thanks to Johan Nohr for coming on the podcast to discuss his short story The Goblin, among other things.
We discuss creativity, community, and so on. Check it out at the link below or on spotify and apple.
Episode 027: The Goblin by @nohr.se
Episode 027: The Goblin by Johan Nohr
Welcome to the new episode of the Wolf Podcast.
open.substack.com
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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max-d-stanton.bsky.social
A great opportunity to share this painting of an unarmed Cretan killing a Nazi paratrooper, made by a witness to the event.
Painting of a Cretan villager bashing a Nazi paratrooper with a big rock.
May 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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soengery.bsky.social
Disco
A drawing of Kim and harry from disco elysium. Kim is asking if harry is ok and all four of his dialogue balloons say no
May 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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evlynmoreau.bsky.social
Here, a very mundane encounter, good old merchants. They will rarely attack but confusion and miscommunications can happen (or players being greedy…)

Having a very low morale usage dice they wont fight for long anyway. Escorting them to next settlement is a good way to get an advantage to barter.
Two merchants with mule bot and two security drones.
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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lemosfran.bsky.social
Map of The Lair of the Alchemist
lemos.itch.io/the-lair-of-...

#cairn #durf #dungeon
Dungeon map
May 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology.

If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.
April 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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sketchesbyboze.bsky.social
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]
February 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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junlper.beer
that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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crannyboy.bsky.social
Something is killing off a hundred year olds
November 30, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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loottheroom.bsky.social
Thinking about Gene Wolfe on bad reviews again
There used to be a man who published a very influential fanzine, a reviewzine, and he always gave me very bad reviews. The thing that he really hated about my work was that it was different from other works and it wasn’t the kind of thing that he was used to reading. He really resented that. I would write him and say, ‘There are thousands of books of the kind that you want, which are simple straightforward stories along story-lines that you have explored often before. The shelves in every bookstore in the world are groaning under these books. There are tons of them. Why does everything have to fit that?’ He wouldn’t tell me, but eventually I realised that as long as there was one book that didn’t fit, he felt threatened by that. Not all books were familiar comfortable things. There were these strange pseudo-books that might leap out at you and bite and suddenly make you think of things that you had never thought of before, regret a missed opportunity from thirty years ago, or whatever. He was very disturbed by that and very angry at me because I try and write that kind of book. PW: It seems strange that anyone would object to novels that challenge both conventions and the reader. GW: Well, it seemed to me strange at that time but I learned that it does happen and the fact that you tell people you shouldn’t do this, you shouldn’t feel this way, doesn’t have any effect. They continue to o it and they continue to feel as they feel.
December 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
bungouhoh.bsky.social
cricket noises get a bad rap. I would love to hear the gentle sound of crickets every time my jokes flopped.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
bungouhoh.bsky.social
I do not wish to live through the spectacular death throes of our empire
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 AM