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20 | Dengist-Third Worldist | man hating gay man | reskeets = my opinion | he/they

On the request of Revolutionary Hero Robert Runcie currently leading a special military operation across the St.Johns to liberate Ocala (god help me) for global JDPON
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God gives its easiest battles to me because I'm pretty and nice
October 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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my favorite bluesky feature is how every time you hit the like button it makes your phone release a small amount of aerosol xanax right into your face as a reward
October 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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stop smoking crack and come crack a smoke
October 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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just tried coffee for the first time. this kinda tastes like boiled dirt
October 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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"everyone has good vibes here" shut your mouth i will screen cap your avi and post it as a reply
October 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Because I deeply dislike being told what to do, I'm about to start quote dunking 10x more just to counteract all the saintly scolds educating the new masses that "we don't dunk around here." Excuse you, I am hateful.
October 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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me meeting the hawk tuah girl: “hi hawk tuah girl”
October 18, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Need this as a tattoo
October 18, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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a vine of me spitting out bugs bunny 's load
October 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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reskeet if u love cats or want to see if u could take a shai hulud in ur butthole
March 2, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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dudes on here just falling over themselves to torpedo their lives tryin to get internet ass. this website is for posting dog pics and making bad jokes you weird goons
March 1, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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we fucked up so bad when we allowed "debate youtubers" to persist in their acts instead of laughing them out of society. and now, they must be made to repent
March 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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you can steal a white guy's joke. it's never racist.
March 1, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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born in the wrong era!
i would’ve absolutely ATE as a victorian dandy.
February 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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yea i love dune, dune 2 lines of spice!!! just kidding, even in fictional media we should not be encouraging wreckless behavior and drug use. DARE ❤️
February 29, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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ceasefire isn't enough, the US has to airstrike tel aviv
February 29, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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9,000 years from now the newest iteration of proto-human, just emerging from its paleolithic era, pulls my corpse from a bog and makes absolutely dogshit scrimshaw from my perfectly good bones
February 29, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Oh my god they make menthols now
February 28, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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often i will blink really really slowly at my cat and pray he knows how loved he is
February 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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I don’t care who you are, if you don’t get a little happy when, “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls comes on, you are missing something vital.
February 28, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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I would read the hell out of “I was a heretic at the New York Times” if it was about being a Cathar, or maybe Donatism, or some shit.
February 27, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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scream at the top of your lungs in public spaces. piss your pants on the bus. give a cop a wedgie. this is your world, we’re just living in it.
February 27, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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abba was so right when they sang "gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight" because like its 1 am right now and i could definitely go for one
February 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM