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slurpberg (Cream Jean)
@slurpberg.bsky.social
KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
the peasants have risen up in rebellion and burned all feudal contracts in the Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the chicago bears are the only non hitlerite nfc north team
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
paul robeson was the only true american
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
GAS THE CHUDS
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if i was a house dem id use a gun to even the odds
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The Mamdani needs to active the Red Guard to seek out and purge the Cuomintang from their territories immediately!
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
joe flacco almost fucking killed me
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
GOOD BETTER BEST
NEVER LET IT REST
TILL YOUR GOOD GETS BETTER
AND YOUR BETTER GETS BEST

BEAR DOWN BEAR DOWN BEAR DOWN
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
CALEB WILLIAMS CALEB WILLIAMS

MY HANDS ONLY JUST STOPPED SHAKING

BEAR DOWN BABY BEAR DOWN
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
there is no justice in this world
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my wife insists i dont look like adam friedland but i dont believe her....
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
she blocked me years ago, has she managed to find a friend to defend whose wound up not raping anyone yet ?
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Slurp👅 Berg 🧊Is a Long 🔜Time 🕰️ Twitter 🐦Troll 👹 And he's 🚷 finally🛜 found 🛃 people 👯 willing 🙆🏿‍♂️ to bite 😀 because he managed to go 🏌🏼‍♂️after🔜 people 👯 who actually sucked 🤤 for once 👑 lmfao🤣
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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every day i think about hitler jerking off and every time it makes me angry and disgusted with the world
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
can i torture you to death, king?
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i love all races except one
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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slurpberg is a long time twitter troll and he's finally found people willing to bite because he managed to go after people who actually sucked for once lmfao
July 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
ive painted myself entirely blue before and no one gave a fuck.... maybe i should just kill myself
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dark Cream Jean
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
im sorry
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
awkwafina should go back to talking like that until the midterms
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the chicago bears have the sexiest nfl quarterback and no one can take that from us
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
enjoying a delicious guisado de chicharron con salsa roja in logan square with a margarita if anyone wants to try to assassinate me for my political speech
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i drank huel every day for a year in college thats why im regarded
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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legally changing my name to Cream Jean
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM