Brian
@brianwicks.bsky.social
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Bonnie Blues' career
(2021 - to date)
(2021 - to date)
Willie Stats
Alabama, Marriages, 1816-1957
Alabama, Marriages, 1816-1957
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Bonnie Blues' career
(2021 - to date)
(2021 - to date)
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Hopefully he finds a permanent place to live somewhere in His Majesty’s estate, eg HMP.
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hopefully he finds a permanent place to live somewhere in His Majesty’s estate, eg HMP.
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schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are
October 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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The “bang bus” owned by adult entertainer Bonnie Blue, visiting Oxford for Freshers’ Week, will not be eligible to pass through the High St bus gate. An Oxfordshire County Council spokesman told the Clarion: “Having taken the risk of googling Bonnie Blue’s Bang Bus, the vehicle appears to be a van.”
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The “bang bus” owned by adult entertainer Bonnie Blue, visiting Oxford for Freshers’ Week, will not be eligible to pass through the High St bus gate. An Oxfordshire County Council spokesman told the Clarion: “Having taken the risk of googling Bonnie Blue’s Bang Bus, the vehicle appears to be a van.”
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A masterful example of combining humour and bureaucracy in a statement. Chapeau.
The “bang bus” owned by adult entertainer Bonnie Blue, visiting Oxford for Freshers’ Week, will not be eligible to pass through the High St bus gate. An Oxfordshire County Council spokesman told the Clarion: “Having taken the risk of googling Bonnie Blue’s Bang Bus, the vehicle appears to be a van.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A masterful example of combining humour and bureaucracy in a statement. Chapeau.
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Patient: so, do you think me being hard of hearing has contributed to my bird phobia?
Doctor: maybe a smidgen.
Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?
Doctor: maybe a smidgen.
Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Patient: so, do you think me being hard of hearing has contributed to my bird phobia?
Doctor: maybe a smidgen.
Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?
Doctor: maybe a smidgen.
Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?
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oh my god they're actually doing it
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
oh my god they're actually doing it
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Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
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(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
September 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
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I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
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can you get a restraining order if you've never had a straining order?
yes ill shut the fuck up your honour.
yes ill shut the fuck up your honour.
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
can you get a restraining order if you've never had a straining order?
yes ill shut the fuck up your honour.
yes ill shut the fuck up your honour.
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are you affected by UK ID verification laws? You can now use your local MP's ID to verify your account use-their-id.com
Use Their ID
use-their-id.com
July 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
are you affected by UK ID verification laws? You can now use your local MP's ID to verify your account use-their-id.com
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You hear about buoyancy but never guirlancy
June 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You hear about buoyancy but never guirlancy
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Top tip: avoid becoming a workaholic by not doing jobs which contain workahol.
April 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Top tip: avoid becoming a workaholic by not doing jobs which contain workahol.
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I’ve emailed my MP. It takes two minutes to do the same.
Disabled people are already more likely to need a food bank, and a fifth have had to turn to a food bank in just the last month.
Things don't have to be this way. Together we can urge the government to rethink this plan.
Email your MP now.
action.trussell.org.uk/disability-c...
Things don't have to be this way. Together we can urge the government to rethink this plan.
Email your MP now.
action.trussell.org.uk/disability-c...
Cruel cuts to disability support: the Prime Minister needs to hear from your MP
Our social security system should be there for us all, especially when we need it most. But the UK government is making huge cuts to disabled people’s support when they’re already three times more lik...
action.trussell.org.uk
March 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I’ve emailed my MP. It takes two minutes to do the same.
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the News: "CUM SHORTAGE"
me: ON mY WAY
me: ON mY WAY
March 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
the News: "CUM SHORTAGE"
me: ON mY WAY
me: ON mY WAY
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I had to see this silliness and now so must you
January 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I had to see this silliness and now so must you
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Disney is proud to announce Australian subtitles are now available for all titles.
September 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Disney is proud to announce Australian subtitles are now available for all titles.