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Brett!
@brettstrand.bsky.social
Biz immigration law. Four kids, awesome wife. Hiking/camping.
https://dariawiki.org/wiki/Bret_Strand
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my most conservative-coded trait these days is that i honestly think that the worst possible thing that can happen for young men is for the entire society to coddle them. what they need to hear is that they have one life to live and they have to take responsibility for it.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They download coin base or Robinhood app and buy crypto. That's their savings

If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
This is legit the dumbest thing I've ever seen him say
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The kids are(n’t) alright (with money)
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is *quite literally* day 1 of law school stuff.
this is a deeply crooked AG. But let's be clear they didn't "file charges" as normally understood. this is just a lawsuit.
Pam Bondi announces the DOJ has "filed charges against the state of New York, Kathy Hochul, Letitia James, and Mark Schroeder"
February 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Listening to this to get in the proper headspace to absorb every bit of national news for the next year or so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBQy...
Protomartyr - Processed By The Boys (Official Video)
YouTube video by protomartyr
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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New Marist poll: Trump starts with a net-negative favorability rating, 44% favorable, 49% unfavorable. This destroys the idea Trump has a mandate. Wish Democratic leaders would see these polls and realize Trump is not popular. Stop talking common ground and start fighting!
January 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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there are going to be lots, and lots, and lots, and lots more "did crime because of gambling debts" stories over the coming years
"Tom Goldstein, a publisher of SCOTUSblog and one of the most experienced U.S. Supreme Court lawyers in the country, was indicted Thursday in Maryland federal court on charges he schemed to evade taxes for years and used funds from his boutique law firm to cover gambling debts."
BREAKING: SCOTUSblog Publisher Tom Goldstein Indicted In Tax Case - Law360
Tom Goldstein, a publisher of SCOTUSblog and one of the most experienced U.S. Supreme Court lawyers in the country, was indicted Thursday in Maryland federal court on charges he schemed to evade taxes...
www.law360.com
January 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I really, really don't want to do this, but let's do a bit (just a LITTLE BIT) of fact checking about what Zuck said on the Joe Rogan podcast, because this is something I not only followed closely, but also spent time *talking to the actual people at Meta who dealt with this* which WAS NOT ZUCK.
January 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You cut off my kids’ Lego supply you’re going to have a real problem on your hands
Trump: "The people of Greenland would love to become a state of the United States of America. Now, Denmark maybe doesn't like it. But then we can't be too happy with Denmark and maybe things have to happen with respect to Denmark having to do with tariffs."
January 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Great song for listening to on headphones while strolling and pretending you're in a music video
Spoon - "The Way We Get By" (2002)
January 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.
December 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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At the time the Fourteenth Amendment was passed and Wong Kim Ark was decided, there was no such thing as a legal versus an illegal immigrant. No "originalist" can take the idea birthright citizenship is not conferred upon the children of illegal immigrants seriously.
December 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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This person is 5’8”.

This truck should be illegal.
December 22, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones?

SILVIO: oh yeah?

CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!”

PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious!

TONY: okay, settle down
December 17, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Undeniable
Robyn performs "Dancing On My Own" on SNL (2011)
December 14, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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having successfully persuaded people that the nation’s economy is the worst it has ever been, they are going to encouraging their buddies to loot the nation and say it is the only way we can get investment
the US has a big “for sale” sign now, cool cool cool
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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states rights unless its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case its states rights unless the state is wrong in which case its federal rights unless the feds are democrats in which case its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
December 4, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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a refreshingly honest and rather drunk @theverge.com editor happened to be in seoul at the right time and is now live-skeeting the coup attempt. a ‘bluesky has the juice’ moment.
I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared.
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform "Maps" on Later... with Jools Holland (2003)
December 3, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Recall that Trump can encourage subordinates to do things like what he suggests in the quoted post because the Supreme Court has said he, unlike those who will carry out his orders, is immune from criminal and civil liability.
Whatever a border czar is, they don't have arrest authority. Federal law enforcement officers do, pending judicial enforcement. Consultation with prosecutors is the norm for pre-planned arrests & here's the kicker: people being arrested must have actually committed a crime.
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 11:41 AM