Elizabeth Smith
@instantsunrise.bsky.social
elizabeth | 30’s | she/her | former film student and also a lesbian.
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
The one vote against releasing the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The one vote against releasing the Epstein files.
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Making New Yorkers mad at me by saying that if you live in Brooklyn or Queens you live in Long Island.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Making New Yorkers mad at me by saying that if you live in Brooklyn or Queens you live in Long Island.
Guys writing the bible:
Mark: Hey remember that streaker when Jesus was getting arrested? lmaoooo
Q: That was dumb, I’m leaving that out.
Later…
Matt & Luke: Thanks for the notes, one question, was there really a streaker?
Mark: Ye-
Q: No, absolutely not, don’t include that.
Mark: Hey remember that streaker when Jesus was getting arrested? lmaoooo
Q: That was dumb, I’m leaving that out.
Later…
Matt & Luke: Thanks for the notes, one question, was there really a streaker?
Mark: Ye-
Q: No, absolutely not, don’t include that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Guys writing the bible:
Mark: Hey remember that streaker when Jesus was getting arrested? lmaoooo
Q: That was dumb, I’m leaving that out.
Later…
Matt & Luke: Thanks for the notes, one question, was there really a streaker?
Mark: Ye-
Q: No, absolutely not, don’t include that.
Mark: Hey remember that streaker when Jesus was getting arrested? lmaoooo
Q: That was dumb, I’m leaving that out.
Later…
Matt & Luke: Thanks for the notes, one question, was there really a streaker?
Mark: Ye-
Q: No, absolutely not, don’t include that.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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what if valve surprise-dropped half life 3 into everybody’s steam account like that one U2 album?
January 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
what if valve surprise-dropped half life 3 into everybody’s steam account like that one U2 album?
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
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"Take the phone away" is the first item on the list of action recommended by anti-trans parents' orgs.
Do you not think it's bizarre to have strangers on the internet decide they know better than Brianna's own loved ones on what is or isn't insulting to her memory?
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Take the phone away" is the first item on the list of action recommended by anti-trans parents' orgs.
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I'm sorry, but I can't be assed to care about Italian trans people meeting with the Pope. This is the same institution that gave us "gender ideology", banned Catholic hospitals from providing gender affirming care in the US, and has one of the strongest colonialist legacies in the world.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm sorry, but I can't be assed to care about Italian trans people meeting with the Pope. This is the same institution that gave us "gender ideology", banned Catholic hospitals from providing gender affirming care in the US, and has one of the strongest colonialist legacies in the world.
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not only does this tell me trump has entered his lame duck era, it tells me vance is not considered the heir apparent
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
not only does this tell me trump has entered his lame duck era, it tells me vance is not considered the heir apparent
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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I kinda can't blame Cruz for rushing to start a popularity contest with JD Vance, the only person on earth he could conceivably beat.
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I kinda can't blame Cruz for rushing to start a popularity contest with JD Vance, the only person on earth he could conceivably beat.
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president.
I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president.
I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
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Republicans will be arguing that a man sucking another man's dick is an act of dominance now
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Republicans will be arguing that a man sucking another man's dick is an act of dominance now
She’s looking at that Rei Hino booty
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
She’s looking at that Rei Hino booty
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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guess im naive, really thought epstein was being shunned after his arrest and it became common knowledge that he was running a child sex trafficking ring/blackmail operation but these rich perverts really didnt give a shit
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
guess im naive, really thought epstein was being shunned after his arrest and it became common knowledge that he was running a child sex trafficking ring/blackmail operation but these rich perverts really didnt give a shit
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Not a good sign that for several decades, if you went to a journalist with a story about Epstein odds were very good that journalist and Epstein were emailing each other all the time
"What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it"
The email: I,,am sex criminol
"What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it"
The email: I,,am sex criminol
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Not a good sign that for several decades, if you went to a journalist with a story about Epstein odds were very good that journalist and Epstein were emailing each other all the time
"What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it"
The email: I,,am sex criminol
"What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it"
The email: I,,am sex criminol
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