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Elizabeth Smith
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elizabeth | 30’s | she/her | former film student and also a lesbian.
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The one vote against releasing the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president.

I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
A screenshot of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation Facebook page showing a post that says: "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." - Ronald Reagan The accompanying photo has been edited to replace Ronald Reagan with Kenneth Pinyan, otherwise l own as “Mr. Hands.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Pictured: Andrew Cuomo fleeing New York after Mamdani wins the election
A picture of the OJ Simpson police chase, showing AC Cowlings and OJ Simpson in a white ford bronco being chased by police on the freeway.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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There is an intersection between the recent trend of trans girls painting themselves primary colors and the earlier puppygirl trend, and I think you’re gonna like it.
Clifford the Big Red Dog
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I made choccy chippies
A plate of chocolate chip cookies
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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BREAKING: Parisian Police have released photos of the suspected thief behind the Louvre Museum robbery along with an unknown accomplice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Oomfs, can I get a “Go Matadors!” in the chat?
A picture of InstantSunrise wearing a Cal State Northridge T-Shirt.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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This might as well be the reason so many fandoms end up dominated by the exact same sad white boi m/m pairings.
A screenshot of a hologram of Sovereign from the video game Mass Effect. The screenshot is from the Virmire Mission. Underneath the screenshot is the following text: YOUR FANON IS BASED ON THIRSTING OVER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE MEN, OUR FANON. BY USING IT, YOUR FANDOMS DEVELOP ALONG THE TROPES WE DESIRE. WE IMPOSE ORDER ON THE CHAOS OF FANWORKS.
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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After being drummed out of Starfleet due to his participation in the Khitomer conspiracy, Joseph Sysco would go on to standardize replicator menus across the federation. Which is why every restaurant in the federation serves the same replicated frozen mozzarella sticks.
Admiral Cartwright from Star Trek VI, played by Brock Peters Joseph Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, played by Brock Peters.
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If your non-binary “activism” has you being buddy-buddy with Oprah, then it’s safe to say that any critique you make is completely toothless.
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I love making boomer flag memes about the pride flag
A tile with “THESE COLORS DON’T RUN” written on it next to an illustration of the trans pride flag.
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Trans woman: “hey you’re spreading misinformation about JK Rowling’s terf arc.”

Tbro: “oh my god stop playing oppression Olympics”
A tumblr ask post. User “crunchbuttsteak” is asking “If you think that JKR's descent into fascism started with her TERF Wars essay and not the years of liking transmisogy-nistic tweets and tweeting in support of open transmisogynists, then you're erasing the voices of trans women who were sounding the alarm about her long before that essay.” The posters response reads: My god. Can you fucking STOP playing oppression Olympics for five fucking minutes? Her very public descent started with her fucking essay. She started being very publicly outspoken after getting pushback to that fucking essay We're ALL her victims. I don't have it worse than you, and you don't have it worse than me. Stop attacking me and other trans men/mascs just because you can't get to her. You're fucking ripping this already flimsy "community" apart. We should be standing together. But you'd rather argue about who is suffering the worst and how bad trans men are. You can piss off. I'm done humoring people like you.
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hey millennials, y’all just:
Lost The Game
September 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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That’s it, that’s the game
The cover art for Mario Is Missing with the title edited to say “Luigi vs The British Museum”
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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All of a sudden, his motives are unclear, we may never know what radicalized him…
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Hey can somebody hold this rock really quick?
Meridia’s Beacon from Skyrim.
September 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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An image of Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic with the text overlaid: YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO HIDE YOUR LOVE OF COLORFUL CARTOON HORSES. YET AS SOON AS ANOTHER COLORFUL CARTOON HORSE GAME CAME OUT, WHERE DID THAT BRING EVERYPONY? BACK TO ME.
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Yeah, momlennial on TikTok claims this along with some other whoppers like that the Roman Empire was a catholic hoax.
Screenshots of Donna aka “momlennial” on TikTok.
May 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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What the fuck happened in October 1572?
A screenshot of the iOS calendar app showing the month of October 1582 with the dates of October 5th through the 14th missing.
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Wormblr heritage post
A tumblr post by kaoinim-deactivated20220927 posted on Jun 12, 2022: what if it was the end of the world and taylor swift was there after spending two years in guantanamo bay for trumped up manslaughter charges and you were trying to find a moment alone with your girlfriend and taylor swift asked if you wanted a third
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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IT’S PEOPLE! THE BRICK BLOCKS IN MARIO ARE PEOPLE!
A screenshot from the movie Soylent Green showing Charlton Heston yelling “It’s people! Soylent Green is people!” A photograph of the original manual for Super Mario Bros on the NES showing the section called “Object of the Game/Game Description” The description reads: One day the kingdom of the peaceful mushroom people was invaded by the Koopa, a tribe of turtles famous for their black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Mushroom People were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants, and the Mushroom Kingdom fell into ruin. The only one who can undo the magic spell on the Mushroom People and return them to their normal selves is the Princess Toadstool, the daughter of the Mushroom King. Unfortunately, she is presently in the hands of the great Koopa turtle king. Mario, the hero of the story (maybe) hears about the Mushroom People's plight and sets out on a quest to free the Mushroom Princess from the evil Koopa and restore the fallen kingdom of the Mushroom People. You are Mario! It's up to you to save the Mushroom People from the black magic of the Koopa! A brick block from Super Mario Bros.
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Jesus Christ the featured article on Wikipedia today.
A screenshot of the front page of Wikipedia, showing that the article on bæddel and bædling is the day’s featured article.
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Oh, you as well?
A cabinet full of NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, Wii U, PSX, PS2, PS4, and Switch games.
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Might be the most cursed image I’ve ever made
A picture of a truck with the anime character Magical Princess Minky Momo printed on the side.
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM