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Elizabeth Smith
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elizabeth | 30’s | she/her | former film student and also a lesbian.
The one vote against releasing the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president.

I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Pictured: Andrew Cuomo fleeing New York after Mamdani wins the election
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There is an intersection between the recent trend of trans girls painting themselves primary colors and the earlier puppygirl trend, and I think you’re gonna like it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I made choccy chippies
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
BREAKING: Parisian Police have released photos of the suspected thief behind the Louvre Museum robbery along with an unknown accomplice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oomfs, can I get a “Go Matadors!” in the chat?
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This might as well be the reason so many fandoms end up dominated by the exact same sad white boi m/m pairings.
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
After being drummed out of Starfleet due to his participation in the Khitomer conspiracy, Joseph Sysco would go on to standardize replicator menus across the federation. Which is why every restaurant in the federation serves the same replicated frozen mozzarella sticks.
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If your non-binary “activism” has you being buddy-buddy with Oprah, then it’s safe to say that any critique you make is completely toothless.
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love making boomer flag memes about the pride flag
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trans woman: “hey you’re spreading misinformation about JK Rowling’s terf arc.”

Tbro: “oh my god stop playing oppression Olympics”
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Hey millennials, y’all just:
September 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
That’s it, that’s the game
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
All of a sudden, his motives are unclear, we may never know what radicalized him…
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey can somebody hold this rock really quick?
September 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
August 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yeah, momlennial on TikTok claims this along with some other whoppers like that the Roman Empire was a catholic hoax.
May 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What the fuck happened in October 1572?
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wormblr heritage post
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
IT’S PEOPLE! THE BRICK BLOCKS IN MARIO ARE PEOPLE!
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jesus Christ the featured article on Wikipedia today.
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh, you as well?
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Might be the most cursed image I’ve ever made
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM