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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
June 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
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I've been wanting to make this for a long time
March 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I've been wanting to make this for a long time
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(to the tune of Night Moves by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band) looking at some nice boobs
July 6, 2023 at 5:01 PM
(to the tune of Night Moves by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band) looking at some nice boobs
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did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"
The preparations meant Musk could hit the ground running on Jan. 20. Lately, he's been working from the Secretary of War Suite in the Eisenhower Building, where he's installed a gaming PC. Here's what the setup looks like:
February 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"
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It is extremely hilarious that the US empire is being dismantled by a Nazi toddler in a K-hole because he’s just that fucking stupid
lmao
February 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It is extremely hilarious that the US empire is being dismantled by a Nazi toddler in a K-hole because he’s just that fucking stupid
rawdogged a walk through the park. it was perfectly fine
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
rawdogged a walk through the park. it was perfectly fine
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all it would take for a single network engineer to ruin part of the economy is just deleting historical config backups of key routers and then deleting all bgp configuration on those routers
February 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
all it would take for a single network engineer to ruin part of the economy is just deleting historical config backups of key routers and then deleting all bgp configuration on those routers
Mythbusters S5 E16 features this legendary shot of Jamie blasting 3 cigs at once
February 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Mythbusters S5 E16 features this legendary shot of Jamie blasting 3 cigs at once
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How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
February 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.
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my most toxic trait is probably how i apply a 2d4 HP per turn damage-over-time debuff to everyone i meet
April 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
my most toxic trait is probably how i apply a 2d4 HP per turn damage-over-time debuff to everyone i meet
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Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition
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elon musk is literally this dril tweet
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
elon musk is literally this dril tweet
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The new Leisure Suit Larry game will be adding live service elements (when you finish the game one of the developers comes round to your house and jerks you off)
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The new Leisure Suit Larry game will be adding live service elements (when you finish the game one of the developers comes round to your house and jerks you off)
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For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
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Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"
February 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
running modern macOS on a 10 year old iMac I bought for 40 bucks! Open Core Legacy Patcher is neat
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
running modern macOS on a 10 year old iMac I bought for 40 bucks! Open Core Legacy Patcher is neat
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fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead
January 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead
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no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
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the Car Talk brothers invented podcasting by reading chain email jokes on NPR
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the Car Talk brothers invented podcasting by reading chain email jokes on NPR