Brad the mailman
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Remember today is a federal holiday Juneteenth.
June 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Remember today is a federal holiday Juneteenth.
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ME: I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or al
RANDOM KID: You need to put a quarter in the slot
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or al
RANDOM KID: You need to put a quarter in the slot
May 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
ME: I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or al
RANDOM KID: You need to put a quarter in the slot
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or al
RANDOM KID: You need to put a quarter in the slot
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you guys ever install a trap door in your house then forget where you ins
May 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you guys ever install a trap door in your house then forget where you ins
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i dont think im annoying enough i should become a mime
May 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i dont think im annoying enough i should become a mime
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
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Hi, I’d like to return this dog. He doesn’t play basketball
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hi, I’d like to return this dog. He doesn’t play basketball
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Might get a haircut tomorrow if anyone needs binder for their lime plaster
March 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Might get a haircut tomorrow if anyone needs binder for their lime plaster
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ME: *takes long drag on cigarette
SURGEON: How are you still even awake?
SURGEON: How are you still even awake?
March 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ME: *takes long drag on cigarette
SURGEON: How are you still even awake?
SURGEON: How are you still even awake?
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Don't give up on your dreams. Three years ago I was broke and living with my parents. Now I live in a tent in my uncle's backyard
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Don't give up on your dreams. Three years ago I was broke and living with my parents. Now I live in a tent in my uncle's backyard
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Dudes who jog bare-chested: are you running after the person who stole your shirt?
March 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Dudes who jog bare-chested: are you running after the person who stole your shirt?
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The reason nobody sees Bigfoot tracks anymore is because they wear shoes now.
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The reason nobody sees Bigfoot tracks anymore is because they wear shoes now.
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I got banned for life from Switzerland for suggesting they change the name of Lindt Chocolate to Suisse's Pieces
March 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I got banned for life from Switzerland for suggesting they change the name of Lindt Chocolate to Suisse's Pieces
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If my last name was O'Bell I'd name my kid Tac.
March 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If my last name was O'Bell I'd name my kid Tac.
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My coworker thinks it’s gross that I pee in the shower and I’m like fine don’t have us over for dinner anymore.
March 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My coworker thinks it’s gross that I pee in the shower and I’m like fine don’t have us over for dinner anymore.
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Just saw a guy using cruise control so he could eat corn-on-the-cob
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just saw a guy using cruise control so he could eat corn-on-the-cob
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SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it
March 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it
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Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in
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Me: how can the letter c be silent and sound like an s at the same time
Science: it’s science
Science: it’s science
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me: how can the letter c be silent and sound like an s at the same time
Science: it’s science
Science: it’s science
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The chemical formula for smart water should be H₂Know...and send
March 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The chemical formula for smart water should be H₂Know...and send
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Remember, to help stop the spread of viruses always wash your hands after sharing a ChapStick.
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Remember, to help stop the spread of viruses always wash your hands after sharing a ChapStick.
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At my age the only threesome I'm interested in is two people pitching in to help me mow the lawn.
March 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At my age the only threesome I'm interested in is two people pitching in to help me mow the lawn.
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My dog’s favorite trick is never barking out the window in the middle of the night at something I can’t see except if I’m home alone.
March 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My dog’s favorite trick is never barking out the window in the middle of the night at something I can’t see except if I’m home alone.