🦃Hunter the Bountiful Dog🍂
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I’m only gonna jingle some of the way this year. I’m tired.
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
October 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
ME: i’m going to take a showper
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
WIFE: there’s no p in shower
ME: not yet there isn’t
Not only will we offer a 50-year mortgage, not only will we drop our credit score requirements, but we’ll even offer you this convenient mark on your forehead that will let you instantly request additional deferments!
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not only will we offer a 50-year mortgage, not only will we drop our credit score requirements, but we’ll even offer you this convenient mark on your forehead that will let you instantly request additional deferments!
Go out there and *take life by the reins!
*get those discount Reese’s pumpkins
*get those discount Reese’s pumpkins
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Go out there and *take life by the reins!
*get those discount Reese’s pumpkins
*get those discount Reese’s pumpkins
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Them: Hey, do you want to...
Me, interrupting: No
Me, interrupting: No
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Them: Hey, do you want to...
Me, interrupting: No
Me, interrupting: No
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
On Halloween this year, be sure to single out the sad kid that screwed up his costume and give him a rock like a responsible adult.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
On Halloween this year, be sure to single out the sad kid that screwed up his costume and give him a rock like a responsible adult.
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[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[interview with a vampire] where do you see yourself in 105 years
“I could have made better choices.”
- Me, 2 minutes into the family dinner I agreed to host
- Me, 2 minutes into the family dinner I agreed to host
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“I could have made better choices.”
- Me, 2 minutes into the family dinner I agreed to host
- Me, 2 minutes into the family dinner I agreed to host
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[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life]
MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰
MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life]
MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰
MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰
Be sure to visit Aldi for all your favorite Halloween candy brands, like Butterknuckles, Rizzlers, and Tart Thatch Kids!
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Be sure to visit Aldi for all your favorite Halloween candy brands, like Butterknuckles, Rizzlers, and Tart Thatch Kids!
🎵Did you stay sober…on the 21st niiight of October?🎵
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
🎵Did you stay sober…on the 21st niiight of October?🎵
Doing those workplace trainings the night they’re due, if you like a bad guy.
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Doing those workplace trainings the night they’re due, if you like a bad guy.
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"Who radicalized you?!"
"We Rate Dogs."
"We Rate Dogs."
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Who radicalized you?!"
"We Rate Dogs."
"We Rate Dogs."
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for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with
kind regourds,
kind regourds,
October 11, 2024 at 6:51 PM
for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with
kind regourds,
kind regourds,
2 weeks from Halloween, and I still can’t decide between ghost or hobo as a last-minute costume.
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
2 weeks from Halloween, and I still can’t decide between ghost or hobo as a last-minute costume.
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maybe the hamburger was the helper all along
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
maybe the hamburger was the helper all along
How’s that whole “starring Jared Leto” thing working out for y’all?
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How’s that whole “starring Jared Leto” thing working out for y’all?
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[having 'the talk' with my teenage son] don't EVER call me bro
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
[having 'the talk' with my teenage son] don't EVER call me bro
A horror movie, but it’s just me looking at the price of chicken wings in 2025
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A horror movie, but it’s just me looking at the price of chicken wings in 2025
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One time I saw a bald guy shoplifting so I called him 'Lex Looter' lol and then he stopped, gave me a high five and stole my wallet.
April 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
One time I saw a bald guy shoplifting so I called him 'Lex Looter' lol and then he stopped, gave me a high five and stole my wallet.
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Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
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more mayors should be cheeseburgers
May 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
more mayors should be cheeseburgers
It’s fall, mid-October, and it feels amazing.
That’s it. Carry on.
That’s it. Carry on.
October 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s fall, mid-October, and it feels amazing.
That’s it. Carry on.
That’s it. Carry on.
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[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?
October 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?