🦃Hunter the Bountiful Dog🍂
@bountydog.bsky.social
Everyone’s “before” picture.
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gi6tnq7utmjuvfx726jbxl4g/feed/aaalwf2tqjqum
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Inspired by the Inception soundtrack
August 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Inspired by the Inception soundtrack
So far these are going over way better than the Gwyneth Paltrow ones.
August 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So far these are going over way better than the Gwyneth Paltrow ones.
Okay, so am I stupid for assuming peanut butter crackers were made with peanuts, or…?
July 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Okay, so am I stupid for assuming peanut butter crackers were made with peanuts, or…?
I keep seeing this sign everywhere I show up. Weird.
June 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I keep seeing this sign everywhere I show up. Weird.
There’s no better-sounding title on Earth than “Sir Gary.”
June 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There’s no better-sounding title on Earth than “Sir Gary.”
Me: I’m okay
Also me:
Also me:
April 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me: I’m okay
Also me:
Also me:
My brain threatening to sabotage myself every day
April 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My brain threatening to sabotage myself every day
Nobody:
12: Thanks to Columbo, I’ve got the Fresh Prince theme in my head.
[The episode in question ⬇️]
12: Thanks to Columbo, I’ve got the Fresh Prince theme in my head.
[The episode in question ⬇️]
April 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Nobody:
12: Thanks to Columbo, I’ve got the Fresh Prince theme in my head.
[The episode in question ⬇️]
12: Thanks to Columbo, I’ve got the Fresh Prince theme in my head.
[The episode in question ⬇️]
My wife waiting for me to get home late from guys’ night
March 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My wife waiting for me to get home late from guys’ night
Here at Wal-Mart, we've got Great Value® savings on family entertainment! Like Tom & Jerry! Disney's Hocus Pocus! And--uh, um...
July 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Here at Wal-Mart, we've got Great Value® savings on family entertainment! Like Tom & Jerry! Disney's Hocus Pocus! And--uh, um...
My neighbors at 10pm on July 3rd
July 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My neighbors at 10pm on July 3rd
Dads reacting to seeing a light that wasn’t turned off
June 26, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Dads reacting to seeing a light that wasn’t turned off
Oh, look!
It’s my good friend, Scam Likely.
It’s my good friend, Scam Likely.
June 21, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Oh, look!
It’s my good friend, Scam Likely.
It’s my good friend, Scam Likely.
Her: Can you go pick up dinner from that…oh, you know, that John’s place?
Me: Sure thing, hon!
Later me: *sweats*
Me: Sure thing, hon!
Later me: *sweats*
June 20, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Her: Can you go pick up dinner from that…oh, you know, that John’s place?
Me: Sure thing, hon!
Later me: *sweats*
Me: Sure thing, hon!
Later me: *sweats*
[voiceover]
Ever wanted to feel like you’re smoking a DumDum stick? Try Virginia Slims™️.
Ever wanted to feel like you’re smoking a DumDum stick? Try Virginia Slims™️.
June 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
[voiceover]
Ever wanted to feel like you’re smoking a DumDum stick? Try Virginia Slims™️.
Ever wanted to feel like you’re smoking a DumDum stick? Try Virginia Slims™️.
My breath after one bite of garlic bread
June 11, 2024 at 1:20 PM
My breath after one bite of garlic bread
[Eye exam in Middle Earth]
Doctor: Ok, Smeagol, what do you see?
Smeagol:
Doctor: Ok, Smeagol, what do you see?
Smeagol:
June 8, 2024 at 2:23 PM
[Eye exam in Middle Earth]
Doctor: Ok, Smeagol, what do you see?
Smeagol:
Doctor: Ok, Smeagol, what do you see?
Smeagol:
This poster perfectly captures the exact moment Godzilla stepped on a Lego.
June 8, 2024 at 1:02 AM
This poster perfectly captures the exact moment Godzilla stepped on a Lego.
Me, reading all the new reactions to GODZILLA MINUS ONE, having never shut up about how good it is since December
June 3, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Me, reading all the new reactions to GODZILLA MINUS ONE, having never shut up about how good it is since December
Reskeet with your mental state.
May 8, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Reskeet with your mental state.
Facebook friend suggestions are so helpful! I was able to reconnect with my old friend [fax machine noise]!
May 2, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Facebook friend suggestions are so helpful! I was able to reconnect with my old friend [fax machine noise]!
“…and waveth thy hands like thou verily carest not!”
April 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
“…and waveth thy hands like thou verily carest not!”
I didn’t come here to lose.
March 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I didn’t come here to lose.
Netflix, knowing just how to capture the purest essence of a classic in a single image.
January 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Netflix, knowing just how to capture the purest essence of a classic in a single image.