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Depressing time to be a law professor whose entire job hinges on law existing and being meaningful in some way
June 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Depressing time to be a law professor whose entire job hinges on law existing and being meaningful in some way
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Self -Portrait Strangulation, by Andy Warhol, 1978
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Self -Portrait Strangulation, by Andy Warhol, 1978
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imagine a world where hall & oates are called oates & hall
you can't can you
you can't can you
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
imagine a world where hall & oates are called oates & hall
you can't can you
you can't can you
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That last play by Houston was so embarrassing it’s like when someone calls your wife ugly and you not only take it but phone bank for that guy
April 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That last play by Houston was so embarrassing it’s like when someone calls your wife ugly and you not only take it but phone bank for that guy
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The dictionary contains every book ever written, you just have to read it in the correct order.
February 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The dictionary contains every book ever written, you just have to read it in the correct order.
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Muggsy Bogues and Gheorghe Muresan both here at Capital One Arena tonight:
January 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Muggsy Bogues and Gheorghe Muresan both here at Capital One Arena tonight:
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New Year’s resolutions, so far:
1.
2.
3.
4. Less rickrolling of Keith
5.
1.
2.
3.
4. Less rickrolling of Keith
5.
January 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
New Year’s resolutions, so far:
1.
2.
3.
4. Less rickrolling of Keith
5.
1.
2.
3.
4. Less rickrolling of Keith
5.
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REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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Everybody can be kung fu fighting, or everybody can wang chung tonight, but it’s unfair to expect both and I won’t stand for it
December 10, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Everybody can be kung fu fighting, or everybody can wang chung tonight, but it’s unfair to expect both and I won’t stand for it
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Me: Amazon's mistreatment of employees is horrible.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
November 26, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Me: Amazon's mistreatment of employees is horrible.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
Also me:
I MUST HAVE THIS ZIP UP FESTIVE TURKEY WINDBREAKER BY TOMORROW.
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the breakfast scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure set very unrealistic expectations about how fun waking up would be
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
the breakfast scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure set very unrealistic expectations about how fun waking up would be
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"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.
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When I drop “ubiquitous” in the group chat
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
When I drop “ubiquitous” in the group chat
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Why does every pharmaceutical ad have to look like a Broadway show?
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Why does every pharmaceutical ad have to look like a Broadway show?
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Why are they called ‘dry eye drops’ and not ‘moistyoureyeser’?
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Why are they called ‘dry eye drops’ and not ‘moistyoureyeser’?
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*Getting laughed at by a group of unruly youths due to my choice of footwear.
ME: Before you judge me you need to walk a mile in my shoes
TREVOR (aged 11): A crocomile?
*laughter intensifies. My wife joins in.
ME: Before you judge me you need to walk a mile in my shoes
TREVOR (aged 11): A crocomile?
*laughter intensifies. My wife joins in.
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 PM
*Getting laughed at by a group of unruly youths due to my choice of footwear.
ME: Before you judge me you need to walk a mile in my shoes
TREVOR (aged 11): A crocomile?
*laughter intensifies. My wife joins in.
ME: Before you judge me you need to walk a mile in my shoes
TREVOR (aged 11): A crocomile?
*laughter intensifies. My wife joins in.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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On Jan 6th, instead of storming the capitol, how about we key all the Teslas?
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
On Jan 6th, instead of storming the capitol, how about we key all the Teslas?
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Watching a Wes Anderson movie, to me, has always felt like looking in the window of a closed bakery, one that specializes in decoration.
You see the most gorgeous tiered cakes and spun sugar sculptures, but you never actually get to taste any of it. Pretty to look at, but ultimately, unsatisfying.
You see the most gorgeous tiered cakes and spun sugar sculptures, but you never actually get to taste any of it. Pretty to look at, but ultimately, unsatisfying.
One day I'll find a Wes Anderson movie that moves me to more than "yeah it was kinda solid I guess?"
November 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Watching a Wes Anderson movie, to me, has always felt like looking in the window of a closed bakery, one that specializes in decoration.
You see the most gorgeous tiered cakes and spun sugar sculptures, but you never actually get to taste any of it. Pretty to look at, but ultimately, unsatisfying.
You see the most gorgeous tiered cakes and spun sugar sculptures, but you never actually get to taste any of it. Pretty to look at, but ultimately, unsatisfying.
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.