Dick Tidrow: Career ERA 3.68
@bootlegdub.bsky.social
Gin, rocks, cocktail onions
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I can’t prove this but I know in my heart that Neanderthals invented eating pussy
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I can’t prove this but I know in my heart that Neanderthals invented eating pussy
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When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
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the secret to art is saying you are going to kill your self 1000 times and then making something beautiful
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the secret to art is saying you are going to kill your self 1000 times and then making something beautiful
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Scientists at CERN have let the beam sweep across a sandwich to unlock a new form of lunch
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Scientists at CERN have let the beam sweep across a sandwich to unlock a new form of lunch
🚨Cost Cutters on Nicolett and Lake playing Left of the Dial on the loudspeaker when I walked in
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🚨Cost Cutters on Nicolett and Lake playing Left of the Dial on the loudspeaker when I walked in
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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If you think Andrew Cuomo is a normal guy who gives off signals of being normal? Brother things are FUCKED UP with YOU
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you think Andrew Cuomo is a normal guy who gives off signals of being normal? Brother things are FUCKED UP with YOU
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If the Roku Corporation knew what people really want they would commission a series of genre novels (crime/mystery, romance, SF, etc) set in Roku City.
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If the Roku Corporation knew what people really want they would commission a series of genre novels (crime/mystery, romance, SF, etc) set in Roku City.
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everybody has to stop saying "political violence" until someone tells me what the fuckin exchange rate is with "violence"
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
everybody has to stop saying "political violence" until someone tells me what the fuckin exchange rate is with "violence"
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One thing that makes me sad is that my ancestors never had the sublime pleasure of getting drunk on an airplane
July 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One thing that makes me sad is that my ancestors never had the sublime pleasure of getting drunk on an airplane
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Jucika plays a modular harsh ambient set
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Jucika plays a modular harsh ambient set
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“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
"They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat.
"Even my hat has a hat."
"Even my hat has a hat."
April 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
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making it clear how normal and deserving of custody i am with my cool truck
April 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
making it clear how normal and deserving of custody i am with my cool truck
Failing Minnesota
if keanu reeves made a movie about your life it'd be called johnny moronic
April 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Failing Minnesota
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i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
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[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater
April 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater
Fuck this asshole so much. 11” of clearance between the bus shelter and their bullshit
February 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fuck this asshole so much. 11” of clearance between the bus shelter and their bullshit