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@spookymeatball.bsky.social
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spookymeatball.bsky.social
“I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars / but I hate them worse than lepers / and I’ll kill them in their cars”

Me, an idiot: Neil Young was so sigma for this
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
November 1 holiday season begins
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
Why hasn’t anyone made a good punk song about Gavin Newsom. Who will update California Uber Alles for the unfolding technofascist utopia
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
Logging on
Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness, sitting in a movie theater, bucket of popcorn in his lap, gazing up at the screen with a glassy-eyed grin
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
How I look when I read your posts
TV showing a scene from Blade where Wesley Snipes is looking out of the screen with an expression of utter disgust
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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zakjarvis.bsky.social
You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.
A photograph of a very large limestone stalagmite which has somehow grown as an anatomically correct human breast. I must emphasize this is a 100% natural formation, though there are likely large quantities of silica involved, the matrix is very different I assure you. It is, after all, *stone*.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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niedermeyer.online
bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
I've been sexting with my computer for years now and lemme tell ya, all the booping and beeping sounds she makes drives me nuts
October 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
I don’t like horses but I do like men who remind me of horses
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
America really entering its “hell is empty and all the devils are here” era
October 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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milesklee.bsky.social
thrilled to be in a DANIEL DOC with my beloved @spookymeatball.bsky.social to answer @danielspielberger.bsky.social's burning questions about our steamy short stories! 📚
The Daniel Docs Interview: Mads Gobbo & Miles Klee
The couple chat about their short story collection "Double Black Diamond"
www.danieldocs.com
September 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I’m filmpilled. I’m moviemaxing
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Doing a bump of truffle salt straight from the bag >>>>
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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She’s real and she’s my girlfriend
Still of the eyeball octopus monster from Alien: Earth looking cute as hell
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
Would love to see all the big hearted Liberals who took up arms to defend a wealthy celebrity’s talk show give a little of that energy to the trans people and undocumented people whose lives are literally at stake
September 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Christian Girl Autumn is canceled…it’s time for Fuck Fascists Fall
September 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
So funny that my body violently rejects all non-train forms of transportation. Victorian ass proprioception
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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cpsc.gov
It's Baby Safety Month.
A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.
September 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
Instead of sports more bars should play old episodes of ER
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
All Italians are descended from this
September 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
that's what I look like inside too
fullslack.bsky.social full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · Aug 22
cross-section of animatronic dinosaur by Messmore & Damon, Popular Science Monthly (October 1931)
cross-section illustration of a massive mechanical dinosaur eating a person with text that says “Mechanical Monster "EATS" Girl on Movie Stage”
August 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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debbshock.blue
this is where I post from
a sign hanging from a post that says "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" and then beneath it "GORGEOUS LIBRARIANS"
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
spookymeatball.bsky.social
fatal attraction to aloof older brother types with niche and off putting interests who absolutely refuse to text me back
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM