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turkey meatball
@spookymeatball.bsky.social
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a playful but mysterious little dish
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November 1 holiday season begins
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Logging on
Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness, sitting in a movie theater, bucket of popcorn in his lap, gazing up at the screen with a glassy-eyed grin
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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How I look when I read your posts
TV showing a scene from Blade where Wesley Snipes is looking out of the screen with an expression of utter disgust
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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She’s real and she’s my girlfriend
Still of the eyeball octopus monster from Alien: Earth looking cute as hell
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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a beautiful story about being online
Arabic language children’s book cover illustration of four blob monsters with red rimmed eyes, weird floppy teeth, and stubby little feet and hands. Each monster has a piece of garbage in its mouth and they all appear to be either crying or melting. In the background we see an adobe village with trees. An orange blobby creature stands before an adobe house, mouth wide open and arms akimbo. A thought bubble depicts a large pile of garbage. The monster seems thrilled by the idea. In the foreground, some flowers drawn in a different style. The same orange blob monster holds a broken bone and stands beside an upturned trash can, surveying the scattered banana peels, fish skeletons, and sundry garbage. He seems overwhelmed by this bounty, almost fearful of it, like someone who got everything they ever dreamed of and found it to be more than they could handle.
August 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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This is what it’s like to try and make plans with an avoidant man
Screenshot of a video of a worried-looking white horse with the caption “Casper is scared of his own breakfast 😭”
June 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Cleansing your TL
Western redbud in bloom Lupine in bloom
March 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Cooking up some artisanal Boomer Lib memes
Closeup of the decayed face of an off-brand animatronic of Abraham Lincoln with bold meme text reading “I don’t remember electing a Cheeto for President”
March 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Who all up melting witches
Photo of a sidewalk where a witches hat has been left behind Closer up photo of a witch’s hat on the sidewalk
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I drew this the other day and can’t stop thinking about it
Mixed media collage drawing of a large flamboyant purple bird wearing a sheriff’s badge and oversized cowboy boots. The bird in profile sticks out its long pink tongue and bares a human ear with piercings. The landscape is desert mountains at night lit by a large crescent moon. A small horned lizard a jackrabbit and a snake scatter in the middle ground. Sheriff Bird’s eye sparkles.
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Press this button to trigger the Big One
White elevator button reading “SEISMIC”
February 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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mfw I read this website vs mfw I listen to “Pressure Drop” by Toots and the Maytals
Hospital pain scale number 8 featuring an illustration of a frowning red face and the caption “hurts whole lot” Hospital pain scale number 0 with a smiling green face and the caption “no hurt”
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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My FBI agent handled everything with just the right mixture of sultry skepticism
February 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Perfect show
Screenshot of GOB from Arrested Development leaning over a conference table aggressively. Text reads “Check your lease man, cause you’re living in Fuck City”
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Somebody’s grandma is trapped in a crystal at the Glendale Galleria
A glass monument laser engraved with an image of a little old lady in a jaunty scarf and holding an acoustic guitar
December 28, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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Working retail on Christmas Eve come at me
Black and white film still from Angels with Dirty Souls in Home Alone. An older white man holds a machine gun, about to say “Keep the change you filthy animal”
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Mainstream publishing and the Dems both addicted to embracing the thing that will destroy everything they supposedly stand for
December 6, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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RIP queen gone too soon smh
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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If you destroy my chalk art I will come back more powerful than ever before
A chalkboard which has been almost entirely erased by tiny furious hands A chalkboard drawing of the bunny from Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown journaling in bed with the caption “we wish you a warm bed, a hot beverage and a fresh journal”
December 6, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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He’s just like me fr
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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My top artist of the year was this Etruscan hedgehog
A pleasingly shaped terracotta Etruscan sculpture of a hedgehog with a little snoot
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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My kind of bar
December 2, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Can I get a little commotion on the TL for the timeless art of the fountain pen
A photograph of 6 fountain pens (Kaweco, Sailor, Caran D’Ache, Parker, Wateman and Esterbrook) arranged horizontally on a paper towel A photograph of a test pad notebook featuring cursive script in purple ink from the various fountain pens
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Here are her concept sketches. She is a genius
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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My mother sent me this text in the middle of my shift today and I have been unable to think of anything else since
November 20, 2024 at 6:33 AM