Colin (Writes Things)
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Tube person | Midwest to Pacific Northwest | Reconciling the dialectics of Marxism and downhill skiing | I am invincible in these sunglasses
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America has always been an armed robbery country
But we used to do it with guns.
Now our tactic is to set ourselves on fire and threaten to hug you if you don't give us your money.
But we used to do it with guns.
Now our tactic is to set ourselves on fire and threaten to hug you if you don't give us your money.
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
America has always been an armed robbery country
But we used to do it with guns.
Now our tactic is to set ourselves on fire and threaten to hug you if you don't give us your money.
But we used to do it with guns.
Now our tactic is to set ourselves on fire and threaten to hug you if you don't give us your money.
Truly, attracting the ire of Minnesotans should be avoided at all costs
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Truly, attracting the ire of Minnesotans should be avoided at all costs
Taking to the prediction markets to see if I can hedge my bets on a more humane future with some parlays regarding the ascendancy of naked brutal fascism
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Taking to the prediction markets to see if I can hedge my bets on a more humane future with some parlays regarding the ascendancy of naked brutal fascism
*Video of ICE deploying chemicals weapons against teenagers and teachers directly outside of a school building*
Facebook Comment: "There's two sides to every story"
Facebook Comment: "There's two sides to every story"
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
*Video of ICE deploying chemicals weapons against teenagers and teachers directly outside of a school building*
Facebook Comment: "There's two sides to every story"
Facebook Comment: "There's two sides to every story"
The Minneapolis police department (that paragon of respect and care for human rights) has around 600 sworn officers.
Who could have predicted sending in 2,000 newly conscripted poorly trained guys with masks and Proud Boys tats who used to work at a Sprint store would cause problems?
Who could have predicted sending in 2,000 newly conscripted poorly trained guys with masks and Proud Boys tats who used to work at a Sprint store would cause problems?
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The Minneapolis police department (that paragon of respect and care for human rights) has around 600 sworn officers.
Who could have predicted sending in 2,000 newly conscripted poorly trained guys with masks and Proud Boys tats who used to work at a Sprint store would cause problems?
Who could have predicted sending in 2,000 newly conscripted poorly trained guys with masks and Proud Boys tats who used to work at a Sprint store would cause problems?
I've actually been driven insane and that could be having an effect on my job performance lately
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I've actually been driven insane and that could be having an effect on my job performance lately
Trump: I'm thinking of invading like 5 different countries for profit, as well as a vague sense of prestige.
CNN: Tensions Escalate As Admin Hints At Moves Abroad
CNN: Tensions Escalate As Admin Hints At Moves Abroad
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Trump: I'm thinking of invading like 5 different countries for profit, as well as a vague sense of prestige.
CNN: Tensions Escalate As Admin Hints At Moves Abroad
CNN: Tensions Escalate As Admin Hints At Moves Abroad
We have a media apparatus that loves war and cannot critically assess violence carried out by the state, because it excites them and makes them feel "serious."
It has been this way my entire life. There is no critical analysis of empire which is boosted in any way by mainstream news organizations.
It has been this way my entire life. There is no critical analysis of empire which is boosted in any way by mainstream news organizations.
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
We have a media apparatus that loves war and cannot critically assess violence carried out by the state, because it excites them and makes them feel "serious."
It has been this way my entire life. There is no critical analysis of empire which is boosted in any way by mainstream news organizations.
It has been this way my entire life. There is no critical analysis of empire which is boosted in any way by mainstream news organizations.
One thing conspicuously missing--not even gestured at--by all the mainstream media sources I've checked, is the number of people we just killed while kidnapping a foreign head of state. There's no way we didn't just kill a bunch of innocent people.
This is not to be mentioned, I guess.
This is not to be mentioned, I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
One thing conspicuously missing--not even gestured at--by all the mainstream media sources I've checked, is the number of people we just killed while kidnapping a foreign head of state. There's no way we didn't just kill a bunch of innocent people.
This is not to be mentioned, I guess.
This is not to be mentioned, I guess.
35 years to the day after the US snatched Noriega? Who is writing this hackneyed bullshit?
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
35 years to the day after the US snatched Noriega? Who is writing this hackneyed bullshit?
Teach a man fish and you feed him for life.
Bomb a fisherman and he's fucking dead.
Bomb a fisherman and he's fucking dead.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Teach a man fish and you feed him for life.
Bomb a fisherman and he's fucking dead.
Bomb a fisherman and he's fucking dead.
In America we have a cheeky little Xmas tradition where we bomb two sovereign countries in a week without declaring war or even spending much effort trying to justify it.
It's like Boxing Day but instead of giving food to poor people we bomb them.
It's like Boxing Day but instead of giving food to poor people we bomb them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In America we have a cheeky little Xmas tradition where we bomb two sovereign countries in a week without declaring war or even spending much effort trying to justify it.
It's like Boxing Day but instead of giving food to poor people we bomb them.
It's like Boxing Day but instead of giving food to poor people we bomb them.
The problem isn't 2025.
The problem is us.
And we'll be here next year.
Most of us, anyway.
The problem is us.
And we'll be here next year.
Most of us, anyway.
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The problem isn't 2025.
The problem is us.
And we'll be here next year.
Most of us, anyway.
The problem is us.
And we'll be here next year.
Most of us, anyway.
Smoking a doink with 3 ghosts who want to teach me how to roll different types of regional blunts that are each instructive of a different Christmas meaning
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Smoking a doink with 3 ghosts who want to teach me how to roll different types of regional blunts that are each instructive of a different Christmas meaning
Tonight, the story goes, as you sleep, the former Bishop of Byzantium will sneak into your house, wearing the red robes of a high-ranking member of the medieval clergy.
There’s nothing you can do to stop him.
He’ll find his way in.
He’s there for the children.
There’s nothing you can do to stop him.
He’ll find his way in.
He’s there for the children.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Tonight, the story goes, as you sleep, the former Bishop of Byzantium will sneak into your house, wearing the red robes of a high-ranking member of the medieval clergy.
There’s nothing you can do to stop him.
He’ll find his way in.
He’s there for the children.
There’s nothing you can do to stop him.
He’ll find his way in.
He’s there for the children.
There's a municipal office in Spokane, Washington, just full of engineers whose job is to come up with types of intersections nobody has ever seen before.
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There's a municipal office in Spokane, Washington, just full of engineers whose job is to come up with types of intersections nobody has ever seen before.
So a mysterious bearded foreigner in exotic religious garb that practices some form of sorcery who's been surveilling your children without your consent is going to make entry into your house in the middle of the night and your plan is to reward him with milk and cookies?
Couldn't be me, sheeple.
Couldn't be me, sheeple.
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So a mysterious bearded foreigner in exotic religious garb that practices some form of sorcery who's been surveilling your children without your consent is going to make entry into your house in the middle of the night and your plan is to reward him with milk and cookies?
Couldn't be me, sheeple.
Couldn't be me, sheeple.
No war on Christmas but class war on Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No war on Christmas but class war on Christmas
I'm generally a little slow to adopt new tech. I have had phones capable of wireless charging for years and never used it. But I got a wireless charger a few months ago and it rocks so now I have one in every room an this just has to be giving me cancer right?
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm generally a little slow to adopt new tech. I have had phones capable of wireless charging for years and never used it. But I got a wireless charger a few months ago and it rocks so now I have one in every room an this just has to be giving me cancer right?
Capitalism will be so much more efficient when there's only one company in the entire world that does everything and I own it
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Capitalism will be so much more efficient when there's only one company in the entire world that does everything and I own it
One reason I'm a leftist is that even as a teenager I was able to look around and realize that things are really wrong here. But beyond that, what I was being told--that the ones to blame are people with no wealth and no power--did not seem right.
Seemed sort of self-evident that power is powerful
Seemed sort of self-evident that power is powerful
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
One reason I'm a leftist is that even as a teenager I was able to look around and realize that things are really wrong here. But beyond that, what I was being told--that the ones to blame are people with no wealth and no power--did not seem right.
Seemed sort of self-evident that power is powerful
Seemed sort of self-evident that power is powerful
You ever smoke the gel from a neutron bomb patch?
Fentanyl a WMD? Don't you hate it when you go in for surgery and your doctor pumps you full of deadly sarin gas?
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You ever smoke the gel from a neutron bomb patch?
Fentanyl a WMD? Don't you hate it when you go in for surgery and your doctor pumps you full of deadly sarin gas?
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fentanyl a WMD? Don't you hate it when you go in for surgery and your doctor pumps you full of deadly sarin gas?
Astounding that there are people who attended journalism school unironically writing headlines like this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Astounding that there are people who attended journalism school unironically writing headlines like this.
It's nice and refreshing when terrible people hate each other and waste each other's time and energy. I can get behind that.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's nice and refreshing when terrible people hate each other and waste each other's time and energy. I can get behind that.