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Colin (Writes Things)
@colinwrites.bsky.social
Tube person | Midwest to Pacific Northwest | Reconciling the dialectics of Marxism and downhill skiing | I am invincible in these sunglasses

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This is George Washington's mother? This can't be real. It's goddam George in a bonnet.
September 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pathetic country. Pathetic institutions.

Spineless abuse of reality and capitulation to actual fascists.
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
July 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trump in the Oval Office just frantically refreshing the Gasbuddy website on individual stations around the country
June 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What--whoa that's crazy. Who would bomb a hospital?
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Such a treat during foraging treks because when you've been spending an hour staring at the ground looking for the elusive morels you look up and see these suckers advertising like a lit up billboard. And they're delicious!
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The voice-overs write themselves
February 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
December 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Still waiting for the Chekhov style payoff for this in act 4.
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
You haven't aged a bit it's uncanny
November 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I was just in Scotland and found these
November 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
America is largely a bad country but damn is it funny.
September 25, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Bro I've had Poster's Madness for a while now.
September 17, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Printing a few of these to surreptitiously tack up in the produce section of my local grocery stores.
August 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
July 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
It's tough out here
July 1, 2024 at 6:42 PM
May 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Oh good. The air is poor. We don't need that, do we? The air?
May 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
This is their pastor
April 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
February 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Post the outfit you'll be wearing to the constitutional crisis.
January 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Facebook, moments after my partner says she didn't sleep well last night on messenger. I hate the future.
January 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
When you see your own post on the "Popular With Friends" feed.
January 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Not certain of the utility for me personally, but you can't argue with that price.
January 10, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Because it's winter.
January 5, 2024 at 4:12 AM