Brooke Jones
@book35.bsky.social
Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
I’ll be shocked if Kwesi keeps his job this summer between this and the JJ debacle
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ll be shocked if Kwesi keeps his job this summer between this and the JJ debacle
Any time you can hire the worst OC in FBS away from his current school you have to do it
Sources: Michigan State is set to hire UMass OC Mike Bajakian as its next QBs coach.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
Bajakian was Northwestern’s OC from 2020-23, working the first three of those seasons under new Spartans coach Pat Fitzgerald.
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Any time you can hire the worst OC in FBS away from his current school you have to do it
Yeah we saw what Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss did to Garfield
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
This is funny, but it actually took a really long time to convince people that germs were real. (also a little off on the time period here in the original post :) )
See Nancy Tomes' book The Gospel of Germs.
See Nancy Tomes' book The Gospel of Germs.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yeah we saw what Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss did to Garfield
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
(TY @janecoaston.bsky.social for the fun facts I got to drop on my bf watching death by lightning)
If Toto toilets don’t need WiFi to give me the best “end to end” experience out there, it’s not necessary!
Why... TF... do i need a
*checks notes*
"Smart Toilet"
*checks notes*
"Smart Toilet"
If Kohler can view the user’s toilet data, as it admits to doing in this email exchange with technologist Simon Fondrie-Teitler, then it’s not—by definition—using end-to-end encryption. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If Toto toilets don’t need WiFi to give me the best “end to end” experience out there, it’s not necessary!
As if the food wasn’t enough of a reason to go to Hai Hai/Hola Arepa
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
As if the food wasn’t enough of a reason to go to Hai Hai/Hola Arepa
He’s just like me fr
a million golfers saw that kick attempt and said been there i get it
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He’s just like me fr
I literally cannot escape quarterbacks that love to throw the ball to the other team. I am cursed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I literally cannot escape quarterbacks that love to throw the ball to the other team. I am cursed.
Obviously, he went to Jefferson not Kennedy
Brother, Lane Kiffin ain’t throwing hands.
Or he’s being held accountable for his actions. Like the old saying goes, “Talk shit. Get hit.” The lesson? Don’t let your mouth write checks your body can’t cash.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Obviously, he went to Jefferson not Kennedy
Instead of offering me a custom laptop sleeve for donating how bout they do custom purple 47 kneepads
gonna call them to let them know they’re never getting any donations from me since they apparently have $75 million lying around to appease the government
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Instead of offering me a custom laptop sleeve for donating how bout they do custom purple 47 kneepads
First year with a (secret) planned Night Ham, and the joy in my family when I unveiled the plan is like kids at Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
First year with a (secret) planned Night Ham, and the joy in my family when I unveiled the plan is like kids at Christmas
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Rudy Gobert trying to mentor Joan Beringer in practice
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rudy Gobert trying to mentor Joan Beringer in practice
The one tweak on the menu this year: the sweet potato pie has a cocoa crust instead of plain
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The one tweak on the menu this year: the sweet potato pie has a cocoa crust instead of plain
Reposted by Brooke Jones
BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
9 can’t be our best option right now
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
9 can’t be our best option right now
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took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
As fool proof of a recipe and the only one that has made my family like turkey. Don’t forget the compound butter under the skin!
here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
Issue #14: Cold-Oven Thanksgiving Turkey
= Hello! I recently tweeted a bare-bones method for roasting a perfect Thanksgiving turkey in a cold oven, and many people had lots of questions. =
web.archive.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
As fool proof of a recipe and the only one that has made my family like turkey. Don’t forget the compound butter under the skin!
You absolutely LOVE to see it
Northwestern field hockey STORMS back from a 3-1 deficit to beat #1 UNC in overtime and advance to their fifth consecutive national championship. An unbelievable game, and an unbelievable team is one win away from back-to-back natties
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You absolutely LOVE to see it
Try being a Vikings fan
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Try being a Vikings fan
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Read the full report here: www.levernews.com/wall-street-...
Wall Street Is Paywalling Your Kids’ Sports
Private equity-owned Black Bear Sports Group is buying up youth hockey — and icing out parents who want to record their kids’ games.
www.levernews.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Read the full report here: www.levernews.com/wall-street-...
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The Northwestern promise
What an annoying as hell half of football.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Northwestern promise
This doesn’t even include local access details? So now I’m up to checking 4 sites for one game?
They released this chart and I was like “cool, that clears everything up”
October 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This doesn’t even include local access details? So now I’m up to checking 4 sites for one game?
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Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
What do you mean you’re a Stetson Bennett Kia
i hate shutdown fullcast halloween tf you mean you’re hugh freeze’s vacated wins
Homefield Presents: Shutdown Fullcast LIVE in Myrtle Beach, Wednesday, October 29!
(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)
Includes:
- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo
Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...
(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)
Includes:
- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo
Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What do you mean you’re a Stetson Bennett Kia
Gonna start calling these late night west coast conference games ACC-12 After Dark (pronounced “ack-12”)
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gonna start calling these late night west coast conference games ACC-12 After Dark (pronounced “ack-12”)
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“a surprising penalty when you’ve played as much football as Wentz”
two men are looking at each other and one of them is asking the other if it is though
ALT: two men are looking at each other and one of them is asking the other if it is though
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“a surprising penalty when you’ve played as much football as Wentz”