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Hello new followers. While I question your life choices based on following me, as a rule I usually won’t follow back unless I knew you at the other place or we have some good interactions on here. Looking forward to getting to know you.
Hmmmm… the day after Air Force 1 had to mysteriously return to the US amid-flight due to “electrical issues” and Trump wasn’t seen boarding the replacement aircraft? Nah… just a coincidence I’m sure.
Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored

These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Flying through MSP this morning. It’s so cold there that they have no potable water on the flight. I’ve flown probably 200+ flights and have never experienced that before.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Well might be time to assert another right huh
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Damn. That’s a hell of a shot.
Dazzling cover of our print commemorative issue, which can be ordered here: orderprint.si.com/si_2026_cfp_...
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
News keeps getting better and better
BREAKING: Military officials in Canada are modelling a US invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days, per CBC
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Oh FFS
BREAKING: Greenland said to be preparing for potential invasion, per CBS
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
This is bad folks. Really bad. Good time to protect your investments. If the bond market collapses, stocks will follow.
BREAKING: Danish fund AkademikerPension to exit U.S. Treasuries by end of the month, due to "rising credit risk under Trump."
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Guess the U is back.
Mark Fletcher throwing punches after losing the natty??
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Miami lost the national championship AT HOME
a grim reaper with a scythe is standing next to a door .
ALT: a grim reaper with a scythe is standing next to a door .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This is an absolutely crazy thread
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Ahhh… the Carson Beck experience
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Delay of game. Kid asked “What happened?”
“Mario Cristobal happened.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Decleated!
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Indiana kicker doinks the extra point in like “Bank’s open bitch!”
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Doink point good!
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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I CALL IT THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE
High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT BRING COCAINE TO THE MATERNITY WARD?!?
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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The Ducks are adding another fleet-footed running back to their 2026 class.
Former Arizona running back signee with elite speed flips commitment to Oregon
The Ducks are adding another fleet-footed running back to their 2026 class.
www.oregonlive.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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for all who observe —happy 7th anniversary to this wild mlk twitter moment
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Holy hell. Just primed a wall after some drywall work was complete. We always knew we wanted to repaint as we hate this buttery yellow color, but this is super motivating it. What a difference. Time to paint the entire interior of our house.
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Broncos QB Bo Nix is out for the rest of the season after breaking a bone in his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game against the Bills, Sean Payton announced.

Jarrett Stidham will start against the winner of Texans-Patriots next Sunday.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM