Sister moved there last year, I’m still in MN. She’s banned from sharing weather reports this time of year.

I got turned down from a pre-k at age 4 despite being fully able to read because I “didn’t speak in the interview” (on purpose) and “clearly wasn’t ready for a school environment” (it was for the best)

This is a niche joke but I know it works

One thanksgiving I had to become a coach after my thumb slipped shredding Brussels sprouts on the mandoline… got a kevlar glove after that

I normally really like her style, and I’m prone to view every announcer and official as biased against my teams, but this is really rough. Kind of relieving to see it’s not just my normal perception

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social phantomisland.show !

Tbh I’ll take Brosmer